Ashner

Big head. Big eyes. High voice. Weird body.

Also known as: disproportional.
Genius.

Hails from the lands of Mexico City.

"Omg, did you look at that head?? Who's that?!"
"That's Ashner! He's a fucking genius."

by jdawg2000 January 29, 2014

asser

a German word that means you stupi dumb ass.

"You guys are the biggest asser."

by Bob Lush March 9, 2003

Assneck

When the fat on your chin looks like asscheeks.

Holy crap Theodore, your assneck is almost down to your assnipples on your assballs, while you masturbate into a giant pool of masturbation. Oh and your chin looks like an ass.

by GodAlmightySatan May 29, 2010

asseriffic

pertain to ass and ass like thing and ass like people

by Anonymous August 2, 2003

assercise

A form of exercise especially geared towards women with big butts.

Geez, her butt is huge. She can really use some assercise.

by blueguitar69 August 18, 2007

Assberg

(n.) when (either on purpose or accident) one poops on top of toilet paper in the toilet. The toilet paper hoists the poop above the surface of the water causing an exponentially greater stink. This technique is often used as a prank by not flushing the fecal matter minutes prior to leaving a friends residence.

Andy folded the toilet paper and placed it in the toilet prior to pooping with the sole intention of floating an assberg. He then left Kelly's apartment without flushing knowing full well that Kelly's new girlfriend would be over soon. The smell would not be beneficial to Kelly's game.

by 80crows May 8, 2011

Assne

Pimples on your ass
Ass+acne= assne

Guy1: aw my ass itches like hell
Guy2: what do you have assne
Guy1: wt* is assne
Guy2: acne on your ass

by Pleasepleasepleaseaccept October 31, 2011