false alarm boner

false alarm boner, or FAB, is when someone says or acts seductively, then quickly ends it or sends bad signals

Person 1: Read this status: This sex, is sex, how sex, you sex, keep sex, a sex, dumb sex, ass sex, busy sex, for sex, 20 seconds. Read this again but don't say sex. ;)

Person 2: aw man i seriously had a false alarm boner going for a second

Woman 1: would you like to give my pussy a bath?

Guy 1: oh man, i would love to!

Woman 1: ok good, my cat is very dirty

Guy 1: oh man what a hard false alarm boner

by asssburgers February 19, 2011

fire alarm

The thing that scares you awake in school.

Little boy: ZZZZZZZZ
Fire alarm: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Little boy: Oh shit

by One little hellian February 10, 2017

barbie alarm clock

For a man to be woken up by his girlfriend/one night stand/wife sucking him off.

"Man she woke me up with a barbie alarm clock"

by DanRC September 5, 2007

Liar Alarm

Noun

A person who REALLY knows when people lie and tells them to their face.

man 1: I'm not gonna be here on saturday *giggles while looking at man 3 play DooM instead of making eye contact and being honest*

Man 2: (I know he's lying.) YOU LIE!

Man 3: OOH! The Liar Alarm is going off! *punches man 1 for lying*

by Buzzed Lightbeer February 6, 2006

metal alarm clock

the act of taking a guitar and amp,setting it next to the unlucky individuals head (whilst asleep) and rocking hardcore to wake them up

yea ryan hit me with the metal alarm clock this morning at 6.

by flying commas of death June 4, 2011

Hoover Alarmclock

The act of being woken up by oral sex.

Jason: Man, I had a rough night. Maybe a good old Hoover Alarmclock would do the trick.

Paul: Right, nothing is better than waking up in the morning by someone going down on you.

Jason: Damn, right.

by Poeborgia November 19, 2011

Fire Alarm

When having sex with a girl in her parents house, or anywhere risky, once you are done ejaculating, you yell as loud as you can so everyone can hear awoooooga!!! or FIRE!!! and then exit the area immeadiately

Hey man, I went over to Becca's house during her little brother's birthday party, and I did a perfect fire alarm! They actually called the fire department!!!

by Matt and Rob March 15, 2008