fucking stupid little shit. jerks off dababy. has a gay haircut. always loves a good cock in his mouth. loves to shove sticks up his asshole. goes down to the velodrome to watch under 18 kids bike. his face looks like mike from monsters inc and talks like a fucking kid.
by therealairpodspro August 22, 2021

Archie has a long penis which used for penetrating harshly into the pussy usually used in such a vicious way the pussy bleeds severely
by Archie long penis November 22, 2021

This man is simply a weapon. His receding hairline partnered with his stained underwear makes him a registered weapon.
by Montyfanclub69 November 22, 2021

a horrible species who bullies his ex gfs for no apparent reason. smokes 40 on the daily and needs an enhaler to get up the stairs
archie is a dick
by donttalktome101 November 22, 2021

The tiniest man alive, like I'm talking microscopic, like I'm talking you could step on him with your toe, he is a pretty cool guy though.
WARNING: If you meet Archie you may end up with neck pain from looking at him too much.
WARNING: If you meet Archie you may end up with neck pain from looking at him too much.
by YeetusCleetusDetus April 9, 2023

archie but my definition is better than als bc im 20x better than al
used to tell archies that they are retarded and stuopid
used to tell archies that they are retarded and stuopid
by not ur mom or dad bc they left May 9, 2021
