archie may

fucking stupid little shit. jerks off dababy. has a gay haircut. always loves a good cock in his mouth. loves to shove sticks up his asshole. goes down to the velodrome to watch under 18 kids bike. his face looks like mike from monsters inc and talks like a fucking kid.

omg is that archie may he has no mates

by therealairpodspro August 22, 2021

Archie

Archie has a long penis which used for penetrating harshly into the pussy usually used in such a vicious way the pussy bleeds severely

Archie’s long penis- is a long and hard in feeling rod which is used for the naughty 👉🏻👌🏻

by Archie long penis November 22, 2021

archie

archie is a kind hearted soul

archie is kindhearted

by yoohoo2 December 3, 2021

Archie racefield

This man is simply a weapon. His receding hairline partnered with his stained underwear makes him a registered weapon.

Just shit myself whilst knocking out two people , feeling like archie racefield

by Montyfanclub69 November 22, 2021

Archie

a horrible species who bullies his ex gfs for no apparent reason. smokes 40 on the daily and needs an enhaler to get up the stairs

archie is a dick

by donttalktome101 November 22, 2021

Archie

The tiniest man alive, like I'm talking microscopic, like I'm talking you could step on him with your toe, he is a pretty cool guy though.

WARNING: If you meet Archie you may end up with neck pain from looking at him too much.

Person 1: Archie is so tiny that I just want to stomp on him, but I heard he likes that.

by YeetusCleetusDetus April 9, 2023

archie is a spastic

archie but my definition is better than als bc im 20x better than al
used to tell archies that they are retarded and stuopid

Al: "archie is a spastic"

by not ur mom or dad bc they left May 9, 2021