The masturbation session that takes place immediately when you get home after a pent-up day at the office.
After staring at my assistant's hot ass all day, I needed an after-work-jerk before I could go to the gym.
by Clark W. Griswald May 5, 2006
Get the after-work-jerk mug.Following the initial berner (pre boner) and after experiencing climax with a boner, the afterberner is what's left of your penis after sex.
Usually awkward and unwanted the afterberner will leave it's owners with a slightly larger, limp and soft berner.
Usually awkward and unwanted the afterberner will leave it's owners with a slightly larger, limp and soft berner.
by EmperorSack May 16, 2009
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The cleaner, SFW portion of urban dictionary. Most sites after dark is the more mature side, but here after dark is the clean side.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Urban Dictionary after dark
Guy 2: No, what is it?
Guy 3: It's the sfw portion of Urban Dictionary
Guy 2: No, what is it?
Guy 3: It's the sfw portion of Urban Dictionary
by fieldss October 31, 2012
Get the Urban Dictionary After Dark mug.A Dutch metal band founded by Sander Gommans and Mark Jansen.
The best band to ever exist., releasing the best metal album of all time: Decipher.
They also had the best female metal singer of all time: Floor Jansen
They disbanded in 2009
The best band to ever exist., releasing the best metal album of all time: Decipher.
They also had the best female metal singer of all time: Floor Jansen
They disbanded in 2009
Bob: Holy shit, that was the best album I've ever heard!
Rob: Of course it is, it's by After Forever!
Rob: Of course it is, it's by After Forever!
by AfterForever April 13, 2014
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by timofo February 18, 2009
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by dhdu hf June 27, 2014
Get the happily never after mug.An After Thanksgiving is when you have Thanksgiving meals repeatedly after Thanksgiving until all the left over are gone. This is due to the fact that most parents are lazy and don’t want to cook when there are perfectly edible leftovers in the fridge. This is also the reason why Thanksgiving comes once every year, unless, of course if you’re homeless.
This is a common scenario of an After Thanksgiving
Eli “Mom, what’s for breakfast?”
Mom “Eggs, sausage, biscuits and cranberry sauce!”
Eli “Mom, what’s for lunch?”
Mom “I made turkey sandwiches!”
Eli “Mom, what’s for lunch?”
Mom “ Mashed potatoes and gravy with stuffing and some turkey strips!”
Eli “Mom, what’s for desert?”
Mom “Pumpkin pie smothered in - ELI! GET THAT GUN OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!!
Eli “Mom, what’s for breakfast?”
Mom “Eggs, sausage, biscuits and cranberry sauce!”
Eli “Mom, what’s for lunch?”
Mom “I made turkey sandwiches!”
Eli “Mom, what’s for lunch?”
Mom “ Mashed potatoes and gravy with stuffing and some turkey strips!”
Eli “Mom, what’s for desert?”
Mom “Pumpkin pie smothered in - ELI! GET THAT GUN OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!!
by eli130 November 26, 2009
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