Abel

Someone who's trying to be funny but completely fails. In some countries Abel is replaced with the name Angelo.

Both Abel and Angelo originated in the Netherlands. Like most words in the urban dictionary they were used by a select group of people. The use of both words is getting more popular internationally caused by the internet.

He's not funny, he's an Abel.

by ic3d January 14, 2008

Abel

To be filithy snobby rich and refuse to give anything to anyone;
or

to refuse to eat Taco Mayo;
or
to

refuse to give away a cheap grill

Dacia Abel or the Abester.

by Just an average Joe August 19, 2011

abelardo

a guy who:
1 is guatemalan
2 suffers from nipplitis(an uncurable disease in which nipples get hard when its "windy")
3 could never get a gf no matter how hard he tries!!

Abelardo: W-will you g-go out w-with mme?

Girl: ummmm...my sister just ate a spider
and wut is poking outof your shirt?

by alliver February 15, 2009

abel

small penis

wow you have an abel penis

by hku.gcgxffiygnx May 9, 2019

abel molina

Hispanic-Los Angeles-Texan celebrity known mainly for his moustache. Despite efforts by his fellow peers, he has yet to shave the 'stache. He bears a striking resemblance to "Pedro" from the feature film "Napolean Dynamite". He pretend like he "habla no espanol" but he actually does. He can speak Spanish really fast, like those commercial guys on the Hispanic radio station. He is also known for being a technology/computer/car genius. He is also known for pulling shenanagins on people (e.g. Tiffany aka "dumberer" the celebrity Azn). Also threatens people and sometimes carries out those threats (e.g. "Big Shot Rob" Lorenz). As discovered during prom, he can really dance and "get his groove on". Says "08" alot. Hates freshman. Hates rafat. Mostly known for the 'stache though.

abel molina: hey
Random guy: nice 'stache
Random guy 2: let's shave it off
abel molina: (Beats them up)
abel molina: 08! Hastla la cya!
Random guy 3: It's Hasta la vista, man. Don't act like you don't know spanish.
abel molina: Jódale y su madre. Yo no sé ningún español!
(Beats up Random guy 3, robs him, hijacks his car, GTA style, and starts shooting at stuff, does his pimp thing, etc)

by Borat Najahedari June 30, 2008

abdelraouf

Abdelraouf is a nice person if you know him but he can be a dick most of the time he is athletic and likes to play sports but he is annoying and likes to be in people business and likes to be in people conversations and haves problems with making friends

Jack: “talking to friend”
Abdelraouf: hey what are you guys talking about

by Abdelraouf is abdel August 5, 2019

Abel

Annoying.

Cain "Hey, Abel! You're not going to believe this shit! I just got done talking to God."

Abel "Oh? What about?"

Cain "I asked him why he doesn't accept my offering and you know what he says!? Sin is like a horny cat and I let it have it's way with me!"

Abel *Snickers* "Hahaha!"

Cain "STOP LAUGHING! IT ISN'T FUNNY!"

Abel *snickering* " Haha, Sorry.... Well.... You do kind of do that..."

Cain "BULLSHIT! NO I DON'T! FUCK YOU ABEL!"

Abel "Well, maybe you're just making the wrong sacrifices?"

Cain "THEN WHY DON'T I JUST SACRIFICE YOU!!!" *Grabs rock* BAM!

Cain "...... Abel?......"

by Hym Iam April 24, 2022