the double crest

The act of masturbating and brushing your teeth at the same time. This can be performed in any setting.

Note:This act is mostly performed in the shower and does not always require crest toothpaste. Some have even double crested while engaging in the act of sex.

Guy 1: What the hell do you look so happy for?

Guy 2: I just did the double crest and feel fantastic!

by Malice2.12 December 3, 2010

Double spoon

When a person spoons two people, it is a very kinky, but honestly affectionate course of action

it was cold and we had no choice, the three of us had to double spoon to keep up body heat!

by spoonilicious December 31, 2010

Double Dorkin It

Applies to 90% of those in attendance at Boston Bruins, Boston Red Sox, New England Patriots, and Boston Celtics home games - as well as all native landscapers, plumbers, college dropouts, and Dunkin Donuts customers - who are wearing apparel of any two of the four major Boston sports teams at the same time.

Look at this guy double dorkin it ovah heya in his Dick Seymour jersey with the Sox hat on backwidz.

Check out the guy on the Jumbotron - double dorkin it in his Gahnett jersey and Sox hat wasn't good enough forim; he had to throw on the Pats startah jacket to boot beforrr he stepped out the door. He's triple dorkin' it!

Why's it takin so long to get some freakin munchkins this mawnin'?
'Cuz this douchebag double dorkin it over here in the Ranfid jersey and Pats beanie is orderin' coffee for the whole of Middlesex frigin county.

by Bokity Bok Bokity January 18, 2010

Double Paddy

a threesome with two Irish guys.

Last night Shannon had a double paddy as she was sandwiched between Seamus and Padraig as they dp’d her in the toilet of O'Donoghues.

by Hulk19 June 18, 2020

Double Beacher

A single piece of fecal matter, excreted from the bowels, that has sufficient size and tensile strength to poke out of the toilet water on two sides. In other words, it beaches on two sides of the toilet. Usually worth a picture or bringing a friend to see before tarnishing with toilet paper, etc.

Man did I take a huge crap after that eating contest. It was a double beacher!

by beacherman July 30, 2009

Double faced

Another way of describing someone that is two faced.

Terry is double faced. He is a liar.

by Bailey1235 March 28, 2010

double stream

(noun) It is the state of the skin of the urethra being stuck together momentarily producing two piss streams instead of one.

"darn double stream made me pee all over the toilet stream again."

by Winstud November 22, 2007