Amber Heard Special

The act of shitting on someone's bed, then covering it up with a blanket (preferably weighted)

Johnny: Dude, why do you look so pissed off?
Matt: Natasha did an Amber Heard Special on my bed, so I broke up with her bitch ass.
Johnny: Damn, I would've broken up with her too!

by the super penis man May 3, 2022

Spite Monkey Niggler

Possibly the worst sort of spite monkey, can be male or female, who is a complete Malcolm, that is petty, vindictive and unpleasant. The females take princess syndrome to a whole new level while the males (if you can call them that) are shit eating brown nosers. The things they do cause problems for other people or are totally pointless, serving no purpose whatsoever except to feed their self-centred vanity. Typical of the pointless, stupid things that they do, is to vote against the top definition in Urban Dictionary just because it is the top definition. They are a stone in the shoe of humanity and should be neutered to prevent any possibility of them breeding, that or sent to a far distant galaxy.

Anyone who votes against top definitions simply because they are top definitions is nothing but shit for brains spite monkey niggler.

by AKACroatalin October 27, 2016

Spankover

When you have jerked off too much in one day it effects your performance of your next day duties (ie: work,sporting event,church). A spankover can also occur from staying up late waiting for everybody to fall asleep so you can beat off causing you to very tired the next morning. When you drink too much you get a hangover and when you whack off too much you get a spankover.

Matt your performance at work has been terrible today! Ya my wife and kids went out for the day and I whacked off all day and now I have a real spankover!

by Aj36mason August 18, 2013

Space Comma

Space Comma is a satirical taunt demonstrating the poor use of grammar that flat Earth believers frequently use on comment threads on internet message boards.

It has become a very well known joke among the community and is used when quoting a flat Earther who has typed a space before a comma punctuation mark.

"Show me the curve Space Comma oh you can't Space Comma so the Earth is obviously flat."

by Keito Gemini August 8, 2019

spaalonebabuguuscooties

A word used by corrupted old men in caves.
There is no set meaning, only a phrase used to replace words.

First seen in Vinesauce's stream.

Person: Hi old man!
Old man: It's dangerous to go spaalonebabuguuscooties

by Shnabbydoodle May 21, 2016

boganii splendicus

The "splendid bogan", a sub species of the famous "boganii australis". This particular beast is extremely hard to recognise for they appear "normal" on the outside, in fact they are often considered "beautiful", but deep down they are terrifyingly ugly and BOGAN!
They are often found throughout the "North Shore" and "Eastern Suburbs" of Sydney.

David Attenborough; BE WARNED. "One must exhibit extreme caution when approaching the Boganii splendicus, for looks can be very deceiving".

by tangelico July 21, 2009

sprungle

sprungle:
It means whatever the f*ck you want it to be~
sPRUNGLE EVERYONE

{cr: Halseyplanet on Wattpad }

V*rgin marky: I’m a bad*ss
Thongyuck:...
Toffee:....
Jaequisha:...
Doyoyo:....
Tenshi:....
Johnny:....
Winwin:....
Tae-eel:....
Ryuwon:....
TaeWrong:... what in the name of sprungle?

by Taetaeeeee November 5, 2018