Zachalicious

Gregarious and fun-loving. Larger than life. Occasionally inappropriate, and always curious. A smattering of mischief, a dollop of culture.

Man, that guy is Zachalicious! He keeps asking me questions about my identical twin, Nasser Il Yasser. I never met a white guy who loves Persian Siamese twins so much.

by adb44281 December 30, 2008

Zachman

He is Zachman, defender of the cosmos.

He was born from a prophecied meeting between Jack Layton and Jean Cretchien in which he was born from. At his birth, legends have it that Zachman beat up all of "those conservative donkeys"sic before redescending into this world. It's unknown where Zachman is to this day, but it is said that he will one day rise when the world is in danger of being overrun with conservatives.

It is said, Zach is the final prophet who will bring on the final battle in which he alone will survive through his NDP powers.
He was born from a prophecied meeting between Jack Layton and Jean Cretchien in which he was born from. At his birth, legends have it that Zachman beat up all of "those conservative donkeys"sic before redescending into this world. It's unknown where Zachman is to this day, but it is said that he will one day rise when the world is in danger of being overrun with conservatives.

It is said, Zach is the final prophet who will bring on the final battle in which he alone will survive through his NDP powers.

I prayed to the lord of the YRT, Zachman, to save me from the conservative party

by Exodasius March 11, 2015

zach

the coolest person in the world, next to God. revered as one of the best people to know by many scientists around the world. he is so cool that everyone wants to meet him and all the hot chick want to be near him.

zach z, the coolest person that ever has touched the face of the earth

by anonymous-contributor July 16, 2008

Zach

A very special guy. Zachs' are amazing boyfriends too! They are very brave. He can make you feel like the most important person in the world. Zachs' will also get his friends out of the way just to be with his girlfriend. He will seem like the most PERFECT guy on Earth in your eyes. Zachs' also have the best blue eyes! It's easy to fall in love with him. Most likely, Zachs will have only one girl in their mind. They are funny, hott, perfect, nice, respectful, smart and amazing! If a Zach ever asks you out say YES, because it will be the best decision to make. Hold on to him too, because you never know how much you will love or need him until you lose him.

Zach hott smart funny loving

by KJ&Shells1234 January 12, 2014

Zachary

You'll never win an argument with a Zachary, because he's illogical and doesn't listen to reason (or anyone) very well. Tall, lanky, brown hair and brown eyes, they somehow attracts girls even if they're a couch potato. Although you don't realize it (because they're antisocial), they're out-going in the right crowd and not embarrassed to do embarrassing things. Zacharys laugh really hard when they're uncomfortable and act flirty in the awkwardest way possible. He probably struggles with mental issues and may have the wrong opinions on offensive things, but don't tell him or you'll get an earful.

"idk, go ask Zachary, he pretends he knows everything and it'll do wonders for his self-esteem and ego"
"Zachary's ego is bigger than his IQ but don't tell him or he'll start arguing with you"
"why Zach so emo"

by skooshpoodle January 25, 2019

Zachary James Laidlaw

An ugly fugly turd. Does not brush his teeth. Overdoses on cologne. Thinks he is better than he really is at football. Super skinny bean pole. Gets a crappy haircut about every month. Has a little brother that can fuck him up. Overuses the word "bruh" wayyy too much.

Hey look, it's Zachary James Laidlaw, we should leave before we die in his cologne.

by urwerstenemy January 26, 2015

Zachary

Usually a petty asshole. Never owns up to anything and likes to make fun of people.

Boy: Is that zachary?
Girl: Yeah, he bullied me

by mrcoolkid May 15, 2020