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He is Zachman, defender of the cosmos.

He was born from a prophecied meeting between Jack Layton and Jean Cretchien in which he was born from. At his birth, legends have it that Zachman beat up all of "those conservative donkeys"sic before redescending into this world. It's unknown where Zachman is to this day, but it is said that he will one day rise when the world is in danger of being overrun with conservatives.

It is said, Zach is the final prophet who will bring on the final battle in which he alone will survive through his NDP powers.
He was born from a prophecied meeting between Jack Layton and Jean Cretchien in which he was born from. At his birth, legends have it that Zachman beat up all of "those conservative donkeys"sic before redescending into this world. It's unknown where Zachman is to this day, but it is said that he will one day rise when the world is in danger of being overrun with conservatives.

It is said, Zach is the final prophet who will bring on the final battle in which he alone will survive through his NDP powers.
I prayed to the lord of the YRT, Zachman, to save me from the conservative party
by Exodasius March 11, 2015
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German Monsters running loose across the Midwest. They look similar to an American Beast but are distinctively German. They are immune to pain, strong. and scary.
Ted: "Here comes a Zachman."
Jack: "Don't mess with him."

Ted: "Yea, lets get the hell out of here!"
by Emilio Gomez December 07, 2011
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