Zachman 

He is Zachman, defender of the cosmos.

He was born from a prophecied meeting between Jack Layton and Jean Cretchien in which he was born from. At his birth, legends have it that Zachman beat up all of "those conservative donkeys"sic before redescending into this world. It's unknown where Zachman is to this day, but it is said that he will one day rise when the world is in danger of being overrun with conservatives.

It is said, Zach is the final prophet who will bring on the final battle in which he alone will survive through his NDP powers.
He was born from a prophecied meeting between Jack Layton and Jean Cretchien in which he was born from. At his birth, legends have it that Zachman beat up all of "those conservative donkeys"sic before redescending into this world. It's unknown where Zachman is to this day, but it is said that he will one day rise when the world is in danger of being overrun with conservatives.

It is said, Zach is the final prophet who will bring on the final battle in which he alone will survive through his NDP powers.

I prayed to the lord of the YRT, Zachman, to save me from the conservative party

Zachman by Exodasius March 11, 2015

Zachman 

German Monsters running loose across the Midwest. They look similar to an American Beast but are distinctively German. They are immune to pain, strong. and scary.

Ted: "Here comes a Zachman."
Jack: "Don't mess with him."

Ted: "Yea, lets get the hell out of here!"

Zachman by Emilio Gomez December 14, 2011

Isaiah Zachman 

Is a super nice guy. He is hot and cute. Hilarious can even make the saddest person laugh and knows what to say to bring someone up and make them feel good.

Look it’s Isaiah Zachman being cute as ever

Isaiah Zachman by Awesomeperson21 December 8, 2018

Zathman 

A person who truely exists, not as a "fictional" character on a certain science fiction television show... so called: Bablylon 5. Also known as Lord Zathras, Zathman has been known and loved by many individules over many IRC, Game, and Chat networks. He was first spotted on DALnet about 8 years ago, and since then he's migrated to other networks, and gaming networks.

Remember: Zathman, and Lord Zathras is not the same as that FICTIONAL character on Babylon 5...

Connected to IRC...
<Bob> Who the hell are you?
<Lord_Zathras> I am Zathman
<Bob> Oh Hi!

Zathman by Drew Moore December 6, 2003

zachmalik 

--Noun; 1.a person whom people never seem to fight near. A peacekeeper without having to try and keep peace.
2. a thing that is extremely cool and that someone "needs"
--Verb; 1. to be extremely peacebringing and solution-ful. mediatorlike.
2. to be extremely awesome and liked by all.

Example ONE::::
Girl 1: Hey bitch! U wana go?!??
Girl 2: Yea! Sure!

*guy walks in and everyone stops*
Bystanders: Wow that guy is such a zachmalik. everyone stops fighting when he's around.
Example TWO::::
Girl 1: I need those pairs of shoes!!
Girl 2: I know! They are sooo zachmalik!!

zachmalik by thtnerdyemo286 September 4, 2009

zachtank 

That guy that every hater loves his work but secretly hates him behind his back.

I know someone better than zachtank but, my girl likes his art so I pretend to like him to.

zachtank by zachtank December 22, 2016

zahmani 

So Zahmani is a pretty girl she knows how to dress she is a person that does not deal with bullshit but she will never let nobody run her over 💯‼️ she is a good person to talk to if u have issues with a problem just trust her

So Zahmani this tristan happy birthday 🎉🎊💙

zahmani by Tristan_in_the_cut August 3, 2018