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Wooden Overcoat

"I love my house so much, the only way I will leave is wearing a wooden overcoat."
by The-Twitching-Peanut December 28, 2005
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Glorified Traffic Warden

Noun. Another name for a Police Community Support Officer (PCSO) of the United Kingdom.

Powers they posess include taking naughty people's names down, performing a "citizen's arrest", and calling for back-up.

Supposedly they are there to look out for the local community. But, seeing as this is the police's primary responsibility, they just seem to be another reason for the British taxpayer to be robbed of more money. Apparently though it looks good on your CV (because as we all know there is a real need for crime tackling skills in telemarketing).
Bradley-Lee: Aww look man, it's the filth! Better stop setting fire to this little old woman we've just mugged.
Lee-Bradley: Nah man, look! They is just a Glorified Traffic Warden! Come on, let's nick his hat!
by Public Enemy Number 42 April 28, 2008
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Wooden Spooning

The act of hitting a girl's pussy with a wooden spoon to make it highly sensitve
by Jay-Jayster September 18, 2009
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one wording

the act or responding to an important conversation or a series of statements with one to three words killing a conversation or making it difficult to carry it on to a substantial or meaningful conversation
tyrael938 (22:40:10): he ows me money from other times he borrowd gas money and couldn't pay me back he realy ows me more then that but he doesn't realize it but I am not going to bring it up because I helped him with out expecting a pay back I always do but it is nice when they do but when people come to you for help you should help them and not hold it over them and make them ow you or your not realy helping them your a bank that doesnt charge interest
rawshenzu938 (22:40:37): i understand
tyrael938 (22:40:54): your one wording me
by tyrael938 June 1, 2010
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you could drive a wooden person crazy

A midwestern colloquialism meaning that you could even drive a person who had no manner of sensory perception up the wall because you are beyond all natural levels of irritating.
Matthew Lesko could drive a wooden person crazy.
by Chainsaw August 29, 2005
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Wordnesia

the act of not being able to remember a specific word for the context of which you are speaking. A form of amnesia.
While in the middle of speaking, the professor suffered a wordnesia attack; he was unable to recall the word he was about to use.
by Yuki Kabuki January 18, 2010
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wooden table

Can I see your "wooden table"?
by rawrxdxdxdxdxdxd October 14, 2017
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