become an aqua thor

Basically same as toaster bath, but with a spark of intellegence.

Jeff: "go commit toaster bath" Anderson: "Become an Aqua Thor Nigga Jeff" Jeff fucking dies lf ligma.

by EHZD March 5, 2021

Thor

A nice guy that has powers almost beyond human understanding, he always has lots of waman that like to ride on his mega schlong, he is shapen like a bodybuilder and on his weakest he will be able to lift three tons, if youre blessed by the fact that he knows u be exstremly happy, although his name is close to thot he only make the best of hoes.

Man i wish i was more like Thor hes the greatest

by Kroeken1 April 26, 2021

Thor's Hammer

Mixed drink - Beer mixed with mead in a 3:2 ratio.

The name comes from the feeling of being hit by a hammer and only the worthy can pick you up from the ground.

"One large Thor's Hammer please."

"Do you want some magnesium and an infusion with that?"

"Yes please."

by dave132 June 2, 2021

Thor Skywalker

Talking to other women pretending your partner doesnt exist only for them to get sent screenshots

I told him to do the thor Skywalker and he started messaging other females telling them I didn't exist

by Dictionary man of the world May 18, 2021

Thor's Hammer Dilemma

(n) When a sole character uses a trait or object that needs a specific criterion to be met in order for it to be used or wielded, when in actuality many other characters possess the same criteria and thus should be able to also use or wield it. Case in point, Marvel's Thor and his hammer, Mjolnir.

Becomes more glaring when characters who should be able to use the trait or object are shown to not be able to.

Jake: "I have a sword that can only be used by those with a pure heart, great wisdom, and the pursuit of justice. You can try to use it Lloyd, but I doubt you'll muster it..."

Oh. Well, Lloyd also has those attributes, he's honestly better than Jake in terms of wisdom, so he should be able to use that sword.

Lloyd: "Urgh! I can't pick it up!"

Are you fucking kidding me... Another Thor's Hammer Dilemma? Can't these writer's just make these weapons work via DNA or make the surrounding characters less similar?

by theonewhoflops September 20, 2025

Thors hammer

When you put wet concrete on your erect cock and wait for it to dry and try to lift it with your cock

I finally lifted thors hammer

by I AM THOR THE GOD January 25, 2025

Thor

To think one is better than they are but cannot do anything by themselves, constantly make excuses, have an abnormally large ego. To have bad grammar or not believe in punctuation. Also another word for backpack due to others having to do things for them.

I really pulled a thor this time.
If he didn't pull a thor everytime we work together it might be bearable.

by Imonbreak February 23, 2025