Winter Dick

Since a male genitalia gets smaller at it gets colder, and when it is freezing out it will get smaller than its notrmal size, it is know as a winter dick. Which is basically a small dick because it's cold.

Damn this gives me winter dick!

by JaxyBoo November 6, 2017

Winter Onions

Winter Onions are a set of balls that are shriveled in a taut scrotum. Primarily due to the cold.

The opposite of Summer Onions which are a saggy, dangly, sweaty set of balls. Primarily due to heat.

My winter onions are like a tanned piece of leather. It’s cold. I’ve never felt them so taut.

by Eaton Holgoode May 23, 2018

winterreise

The label used for the worst of the worst on discord app. Grouchy communism loving ladies with flat chests who steal emotes and express their undying love to fools such as Karl Marx. The only reason they want communism is because they forever wish they could grow a proper set of breasts and under communism they hope all women will be equal so she can steal the big ass rack from her neighbor TurboMoist.

Did you see that girl who stole my emotes and tried to market communism to all of us today, she's really a winterreise.

by I Hate Angela May 20, 2019

wintering in rome

A 19th century posh word for lesbian

"Did you hear she's wintering in rome?"

by shlotedaddy June 26, 2019

winterspider

A ship between James Buchanan Barnes and Peter Benjamin Parker from the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

tbh i so ship them and i will go down with this ship <3

Tony: ‘ You know that ship with the Winter soldier and Spider-man?’
Steve: ‘ Oh yeah Winterspider?”

by Winterspider March 21, 2022

Winterbaron

Slash pairing between a grumpy man with metal arm and his smug noble sugar daddy. One of the most versatile ships in the world! You want fluff, angst, trash, romance? They have it all!

"Winterbaron is the ship that embodies 'I could make him worse'"

"We are very soft here in the Winterbaron fanbase. Please don't tell anyone."

by archimedesaaa May 3, 2022

winter skill issue

when your 4090 ti stops acting as a space heater and your hands cool down until you drop from iron to plastic in val

"I didn't even know it was possible to be plastic" - Alice
"haha winter skill issue" - Bob

by TharmalSauce June 24, 2023