Windows XP

Windows 2000 with a tellytubby-style GUI.

Over the hills and far away ... Windows XP comes out to play ...

by The Music Man August 29, 2006

windge

a person who is always complaining, a broken record.

also commonly termed as 'windgemop'

dan's girlfriend is such a windgemop, always getting up in everyone's business about her opinions and complaining about almost everything. i hope he's not bringing her tonight

by UuberNerd July 28, 2009

pwnage window

When debating stuff on the interweb and you post an incorrect detail within your finely honed theory, you're leaving a pwnage window open for others to pwn you.

As such, it's an inaccuracy others can exploit.

Feck! There was I extolling Billy Dean's heterosexual virtues and he's opened a pwnage window on me by posting a twatload of Gay Elvis Porn at The Club :dry:

by manker August 5, 2005

Online window shopping

The act of browsing through items that are available for purchase online without the intention of purchasing them.

I don’t usually have much money, so I do a lot of online window shopping.

by Sue Nym April 21, 2018

the cool points are out the window and I'm all twisted up in the game

We are past the point where we need to impress one another because I have got the feeling for you

in the movie Bringing Down the House

by Slowmo November 10, 2003

Windows 98

I hate to tell you "asshats" this, but Windows 98 is actually a 16 and 32-bit hybrid system. It's basically Windows 95 with IE integrated into explorer.
It crashes alot, because it's an operating system designed to run 32-bit applications, but still runs on a 16-bit subsystem, namely DOS.
Alot of instabilities, however, aren't the cause of 'Doze itself, and are usually IRQ conflicts and/or lame, fagass applications (read: AOL) being installed by the user.

Ted: What a cockup this Windows 98 is.
Bill: You try doing something better with reused code, assclown.

by nicko2k June 16, 2003

windows 98

Windows 98 - 32 bit code written for a 16 bit system with an 8 bit connection and a 4 bit processor by a 2 bit company who cannot stand 1 bit of competition

Windows 98 was Microsoft's abortion

by Dark_Swan May 31, 2006