i clearly win

When someone beats someone else at something so bad that there is no way in hell it was a close call.

"WoW, your terrible. I clearly win."

by Jazzy fea August 23, 2005

Win

originally used as a normal word in phrases such as "we win the championship" "I will win this trophy" etc. But since the rise of online gaming, it has been used more and more out of context, and has developed into a nerd slang term.

Instead of using proper grammar, these geeks say "win" every time they see something funny or amusing. (See example).

I do not know how this is a "cool" word, but like I previously said, it's nerd lingo.

Nerd after watching a Naruto marathon: This show is win!!

by doggyboggyboi July 28, 2009

Epic Win

The greatest possible way for man to succeed ay anything.

Contradictory to Epic Fail

Dude, Who is that Guy?

Hell if I know

What's his Score?

306 kills and 2 deaths

Epic Win

by Honk Honk Blarg June 13, 2008

Playing to win

The act of doing anything necessary to come out on top.

Guy 1: Hey did you see Jim slip that drunk chick a roofie?

Guy 2: Sure did. He'll be getting some tonight.

Guy 1: Dude... that's messed up.

Guy 2: No. That's playing to win.

by A-Mac January 4, 2009

win and god

1. Materials commonly used in the manufacture of highly desirable items, especially electronic entertainment devices.
2. A figurative description of highly desirable events, as though such materials were involved in the outcome.

Syn.: pwnz, pwnage
Ant.: ass and fail

"PlayStation is made of win and god. Xbox is made of ass and fail."

"Did you see that pwnage? Win and god!"

by duck my sick August 6, 2007

Win canal

The female reproductive organ in which thy penis is inserted.

Note: It is not considered win when it is a hallway for throwing hotdogs, nor infested with herpagonasyphilaids.

Extra win if its has not been yet conquered.

Did you see the win canal on that bitch!?
YEAH! It totally wasn't infested with herpagonosyphilaids, and tighter than a rabbits nostril!

by xGIBRALTERx May 27, 2011

Canadian win

noun

1. a victory that is actually a defeat masquerading as a win.

2. a defeat ignored due to ideological obfuscation.

See also Pyrrhic victory, Cadmean victory.

Justin Trudeau coined the term Canadian win when he said, "If you kill your enemies they win."

"America achieved a Canadian Win in Vietnam during the Fall of Saigon."

Jon Canadian win-ed when his girlfriend gave birth to her bull's son.

by Row-hit May 28, 2016