wattafak

what-the-fuck

Commonly used when wanting to exagerate how shocked, baffled, suprised you are.

Mostly used within online games.

Dave: I just Missdirecting shot sum rogue in vandaars room ;)
Karl: lol
Rogue: WATTAFAK!!!

A response to taking a very fine lady home to realise that when you get down to business...she has a penis.
you: WATTAFAK!!?!?!!

by Mr.Nibbles January 13, 2008

botta of watta

How British people say bottle of water

Ello could you give me a botta of watta

by Plague preacher February 26, 2022

Watty Plunge

The Watty Plunge refers to Watterson Towers of Illinois State University in which one person climbs to the roof and takes the plunge off the building.

This is a term Illinois State University students use if they are feeling stressed or being a meme.

Student 1: Hey, how’d you do on that exam?
Student 2: Bro, I’m ready to take the Watty Plunge.

by YeetSkeetOffAH January 19, 2019

[e-mail]

A phrase used by soldiers to express displeasure with Army regulations, chain of command, piss poor planning, etc.

Soldier A: Hey, did you hear that the 1SG plans to have an unnecessary convoy on what is expected to be one of Iraq's most violent days since the start of the war?

Soldier B: [e-mail]

by just another pawn March 15, 2005

Whatte

An exclamation of disbelief. Often used in answer form to confuse the interrogator. Can be used as praise during a performance or after hearing exciting news.

Bryan: "Man that concert was intense"
Jord: "I know! Whatte?! Whaaaaatte!?"

by jordotech March 23, 2008

Wattahead

A head that belongs in a zoo.

Bob: I HATE YOU!
Fred: WATTAHEAD!

Steven: wtf is with you
Ava: Atleast I don't have randoms calling out "WATTAHEAD" from the other side of the street bitch!
Lilli: BOOM!
Andrew: Wait let me think of a comeback! Let me just finish sucking this guys dick!

by i like coco pops August 28, 2010

Watterson

The act of a guy crouching down and putting his junk in a toilet bowl then flushing the toilet for pleasure until he gets off.

"Did you get lucky last night bro?"
"No but the resturant bathroom gave great wattersons"

by Balls Rumbler May 17, 2010