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axing the weasel

Pauly Shore is the lingustic genuis who brought us "axing the weasel." It is a reference to masturbation, a violent form of masturbation. Like Pauly Shore's short-lived film career the phrase doesn't exactly make sense.
When I'm horny and angry at my penis, I pop in "Encino Man" and start axing the weasel.
by CSM April 23, 2005
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Diesel Weasel

When you're sat in a car and the vibrations and bumps in the road give your an erection.
Mate, I've got a full-on Diesel Weasel from that drive.
by AnonymouslyYou August 2, 2018
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weisenheimer

Another word for smart-ass, smart-aleck, wise-ass, wiseacre.
Stop being such a weisenheimer.
by knsweber November 5, 2008
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douche weasel

1. (n)-Any person who has gone beyond epitomizing the derogatory title of "Douche Bag." These can be found traveling in packs (very seldom will a DW survive without the group) in nearly every major city around the world. Usually marked by too much hair gel, sunglasses after dark, and excessively brightly colored shirts.
2. (n)-Anyone you hate.
Dude, I'm tired of this homework. Shakespeare was such a douche weasel!
by Greg B! November 5, 2007
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nuclear wessels

1. What Chekhov says to the cop in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.

2. What to ask old people or Republicans when you meet them on the street. Russian accent is essential for maximum hilarity.
Person: Esscuse me, vere are se nuclear wessels?

Old person or Republican: Oh my gosh, communist!

Person: Epic fail, McCarthy.

(Then you run away singing the yodel thing at the beginning of "Numa Numa")
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Weasel Stomping Day

Day for use of large hiking or construction boots and viking helmets, running around stomping weasels, and spreading mayonaisse on the front lawn. Originally featured in 'Robot Chicken'. Do a damn youtube search.
"Aye chap, do you have your boots for Weasel Stomping Day?"
by Kayla Salmon December 20, 2008
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Tin Weasel

A sneaky, untrustworthy, ugly, imbread looking person
Ed Mckenzie is a fucking tin weasel
by Dr. Frankfoot June 20, 2010
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