Chav Wagon

Limousines of the stretched variety that aren't used by heads of state but are instead hired by chavs the moment they've scraped together a bit of money in the mistaken belief that it's possible to buy class.

Often pink, decked out with lasers and under-chassis lights.

The stretched hummer is the ultimate chav wagon.

There's more STD's in that chav wagon than most brothels.

by Antid December 5, 2009

whimper wagon

How one might to get to the pity party.

Josie: "Do you know where Chelsea went? She was really upset about not getting invited to the dance."
John: "No clue - she jumped right into her whimper wagon and drove off."

by Mama Frazz December 2, 2010

Shit-ton of Wayanses

1. Movie containing three or more wayans brothers or members of their family.

2. A large amount of black people

1.
Guy 1: "did you see that 'movie don't be a menace?'"
Guy 2: " You mean that one with a shit-ton of a wayanses?"

2. "The Million man march was a shit-ton of wayanses"

by kaptain kickass June 11, 2009

Wrestling John Wayne

To toil with a particularly large, unwieldy bowel movement.

"That's the last time I'm eating White Castle. If anyone needs me, I'll be wrestling John Wayne."

by M3RCU7IO March 6, 2010

milk wagons

female breasts

"Check out those milk wagons."

by Jason F. February 10, 2004

wayne brady

1.A funny ass actor on who's line is it anyways

2.A man who makes Bryan Gumble look like Malcome X

Wayne Brady: Does Wayne Brady have to chock a bitch
Random dude: Oh s*** it's Wayne Brady son!

by Sexymullatoboi December 28, 2005

Wagon ruts

A word for describing when a woman's pants are pulled up so tight you can see her beef curtains. This has the resemblance of tracks left by a wagon wheel. Observing said event can be enjoyable yet leads to penis frustration since it makes you want to have sex with her. The term is synonymous with camel toe.

1. "Her wagon ruts made my dick want to travel the oregon trail."

2. "I'm no Stephen Hawking but her wagon ruts are sooo deep her vagina might be a black hole."

3. "The fabric of her pants created wagon ruts as it tried to traverse her cavernous poon."

by cmoney55 September 19, 2011