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bridesmaid wasted

The special kind of drunk you only get as a female member of a wedding party. The kind where you wake up the next day in a pretty dress, missing your shoes, smeared with someone else's lipstick and unable to remember how you made it home after a wedding or stagette.
"Why do I feel so awful and whose panties are these?" "Dude, you got bridesmaid wasted."
by idnami March 29, 2015
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wasted basted

I was so wasted basted last night and got written up.
by jakab October 25, 2007
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Winehouse Wasted

Being so drunk you back to black out.
Ahhh, why did I sleep in the streets last night? I must have been Winehouse wasted!
by K. Winehouse July 30, 2011
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Post The Wanted Concert Depression

Sadness felt by a TWFanmily member days, weeks, months, or years after being at a The Wanted concert. The Wanted have such amazing concerts that after you have experienced it, like a drug, you need more of it. Signs of this usually include, excessive fangirling, sadness, and excessive watching of videos featuring The Wanted on YouTube.
Katina: "Hey Isabel and Sarah, why are you guys so down?"
Isabel: "We just miss The Wanted so much."
Katina: "Same here, I've been watching so many videos of them!"
Sarah: "That's what we're doing right now! We need to see them again."
Katina: "Agreed. Girls, I'm afraid we have a serious case of Post The Wanted Concert Depression.
by Katina Sykes October 7, 2012
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Party Wasted

a method of partying that is consistant with "on the road" by jack kerouac. living life to the ultimate extreme.
is not limited to the over consumption of alcohol/drugs, but usually works out better. one could easily "party wasted" at church or a library.
also can be used a greeting or parting.
ex1: "we went to the kelly clarkson show last night. we were so party wasted. don hooked up with a high schooler."

ex2: man1: "Hey party wasted?"
man2: "mostly, i got to get going, but hey party wasted?"

ex3: "Party Wasted"
by Cosmo S. February 17, 2006
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Wasted Confidence

The confidence that a usually very shy person gets when drunk.

To be shy until you get wasted related to drunk say.

Confidence that's useless to have because you are intoxicated therefore it does not improve your nerdy state.
Brenda is usually a very shy sweet but self-conscious girl, until John got her drunk.

John to Bill: Jill has all this confidence tonight...I like!

Bill: Bro its just wasted confidence she's still shy and awkward.
by Demenyaca June 3, 2010
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Wasted Wankertunnity

Where one does not engage in masterbation because they believe they will not have enough time to get a quality jerk in. However the expected time is wildly underestimated and they could have wanked in the aforementioned time frame.
DUDE 1: "Man I could have masterbated last night, but I thought my parents would get home. But then they took 2 hours longer than I thought!"

DUDE 2: "What a wasted wankertunnity brah!"
by VruhBaccum January 24, 2016
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