the act of one man maturbating in a perversely disturbing way in front of a group of congress men and city officials. ranging from boy scouts to political leaders.
george w. bush:i can't wait to leave here...will you be waxing your fruit later for other political leaders and myself??
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A man came home from a long business trip. He saw his wife and gave her a kiss and a waving dick to show affection. He walked over to the family dog scratched his ear and gave it a waving dick to show his appreciation of a good pet.
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Get the global warming mug.Leaving a large group of people with your significant other, saying you are going to "warm up the car" but are really engaging in some sort of sexual activity with them. Much less suspicious when said in the winter, but is extremely fishy in the summer.
Boy whispers to girlfriend: "Hey baby do you wanna go warm up the car?"
Girlfriend whispers back: "I thought you'd never ask."
"Hey we'll be back in a few minutes, it's cold outside so we're gonna warm up the car."
A couple leaves to 'warm up the car', and one person says to the rest of the group: "Wait, why are they warming up the car? It's the middle of summer!"
Girlfriend whispers back: "I thought you'd never ask."
"Hey we'll be back in a few minutes, it's cold outside so we're gonna warm up the car."
A couple leaves to 'warm up the car', and one person says to the rest of the group: "Wait, why are they warming up the car? It's the middle of summer!"
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Global warming is going to destroy humanity, society needs to get our head out of our ass and do something.
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