wifey material

ana- she's like the hottest person ever, and she'll do anything to please you 🙇🏻 ♀️

bro i swear she's wifey material

by kaidouslittelwhore December 26, 2021

Wifey

Your wifey is your girl bestie that you love (platonically) Wifeys share a bond stronger than blood.

-"Omg yk that girl Megan, she became my wifey yesterday!"

by WivesForLives July 1, 2022

Wifey

A women who will suck your dick under the table at your parents house during thanksgiving dinner.

“Yooo she my wifey.”
“How do you know?”

“She fucking sucked me off at my dads funeral.”
“Damn bro keep her.”

by Mynameisfuckingcharlie January 10, 2019

The Wifey Effect

Receiving a ball and chain gag during a bachelor party in embarrassing fashion and puking from the pressure.

The reality of getting married finally hit him so hard during his bachelor party it caused The Wifey Effect.

by imthejoe April 10, 2011

wifey

a girl's best friend who is the moon her duck, they spend all their time together and become vsco girls! They'd choose each other over their boyfriends anyway, loving each other endlessly and eventually running to an island of gae.

"oh my goodness you are the moon to my duck!"
"oh my god i love you wifey sksk and i oop!"

by heathermcsoftnamara September 4, 2019

Wifey

That friend that you have had for what feels like forever. The friend that is better than any ordinary friend and better than any lover could ever be. Who needs a wife or husband when you have a wifey?

person 1:So is that our best friend?

person 2:No idiot, That's my wifey for lifey!

person 1:Isnt that the lyrics from tha-*Gunshot*

person 2:Dont ask questions about it.

by demiahhhhh February 27, 2021

wifey

bestfriend. one of your home girls that are always there for you through thick and thin, will never leave your side !

that’s my home girl , my wifey, my bestfriend for life !

by realtalktime July 2, 2020