whizzier

Technical term used to define a speedier connection than the one expected or paid for. Also vulgar term for forcefully pissing.

My broadband seems whizzier. I was a bit blocked so I had to piss that one out whizzier.

by Tittech2000 October 27, 2021

Whizzier

When your broadband is far more responsive than that contracted for or paid for. A technical term first used in 2021 but rapidly adopted by the tech glitterati.

Also a vulgar term for the ability to piss faster and harder than your work colleagues.

The internet seems whizzier than I expected.
He was fast but I was whizzier in the toilet.

by Tittech2000 October 27, 2021

Whizzer Wizard

Slang title for plumber.

Fuck the toilet’s broken again! Better call the Whizzer Wizard

by RudolfMagnusson April 7, 2022

Whirzle

A fine behind, a nice ass. A fat bunda.

"Look at her walking by! Whirzle!"

by Peaches On Pizza August 15, 2022

wizzle

doing up wizzles

jock on wizzles

by yellohh May 21, 2023

wizzlefuzz

A word describing something stupid, false, or unfair. Non vulgar version of "bullshit."

"You're sending me to jail just because I like the warm side of the pillow? That's wizzlefuzz!"

"You think the Earth is flat? That's wizzlefuzz!"

"Yeah, so after my presentation, my boss said some wizzlefuzz like, 'If you keep this up, I'll fire you.' Total wizzlefuzz."

by Doki Doki Lover January 3, 2024

Wizzle

To laugh so hard that you pee a little.

I always wizzle when I watch Kate McKinnon on Saturday Night Live.

by Formerly Known As Cheryl February 7, 2024