the walnut cult

the act of getting pelted with walnuts and hanging out at mcdonald’s most fridays.

Hey, did you see The Walnut Cult at McDonald’s yesterday! One kid did a kick flip off of the table!

by draco milfboy September 26, 2020

Soggy Walnuts

When a man's testicles get wet from using the toilet for a bowel movement. Either from water being backed up too high, or a small toilet was used. More commonly the testicles could be too big or hang into the water.

"That old man's balls hang down so low he must get soggy walnuts when he shits"

by Captain Manary September 06, 2020

Wizzy Walnuts

Fake edition of 'Wizzy Peanuts'

Thas so wizzy pea- wizzy walnuts.... foo.

by Sazzanmand April 20, 2006

Filthy walnut

When a women puts dirty nuts in her mouth.

Oh my god I can't believe I ate that filthy walnut!

by Pecan sandie March 09, 2016

how’s your bum for cracking walnuts

Small talk before moving on to the main subject or purpose of a meeting.

We’ll have a bit of how’s your bum for cracking walnuts before we raise the issue of the current trade inbalance

by Wordcracker October 10, 2020

Walnut cracker

A butt that it so thought that can stack a walnut between it cheeks when it flexed.

Check out that walnut cracker says Timo as he longingly gazes across that gym at Sandy’s tight ass.

by The dirty digglet November 05, 2023

Walnut Web

The Walnut Web at Walnut Hill School for the Arts is a long dark chain of hookups that once you enter you can never leave and makes you spit sisters with basically the whole campus

Did you hook up with Kieran last night?? Yep. Congrats you’ve entered the walnut web

by walnuteyes February 23, 2020