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Waist Deep in Fortune

Being balls deep inside an Asian pussy or her "fortune cookie".
"I finally went out with that Asian chick and by the end of the night, I was waist deep in fortune!"
by teenez69er July 12, 2012
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waist hugger

Someone who likes to wrap their arms around the waist of the person whos cock they're sucking.
Jeff gives great blow jobs, he's a waist hugger.
by Doc012 April 2, 2016
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waist water

He sat on the train and leaked waist water. The scene and smell was incredible.
by Zonal K October 4, 2019
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Fort Wainwright

Fort Wainwright
A place where privates come to Die and testicles come to get frostbite. A place that only exists to this day because the community of Fairbanks natives throw beer bottles at military vehicles; survives solely off of the taxes of the military institution. Without the base the town wouldn't exist. Waking up in Fort Ain't Right is like waking up wishing there was a muzzle of a 3.57 in your esophagus. Here you can find alcoholic soldiers , and NCO's that take there Marital problems out on every rank below them and justify there mistakes by blaming it on them. This is what they call the Hunting and fishing brigade, and in the winter time when it's Negative 60 degrees and your practicing Battle drill 1 be cautious not to get a cold weather injury, because even if CIF doesn't issue you the proper cold weather gear, it will still be your fault for getting a cold weather injury. As a single soldier you will find yourself among the shittiest details, taking tours to Sand-bagistan to fill 10,000 sandbags , while your friends are deploying, you're setting up 20 year old targets for outdated training ranges that are constantly shut down by range control civilians, turning 2 day field problems into 5 day problems. Training is mediocre and only done so higher ups can write down on a piece of paper that their unit is "Qualified" to "Deploy" to a fake training deployment called"Pacific pathways" to make soldiers feel like they are doing something important.
Last night at fort Wainwright I stared at a bottle of Clorox debating whether or not to drink all of it because I knew it would kill me if I did.
by AnAtropianVet August 21, 2018
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Ass to Waist Ratio

The size of a woman waist in contrast to the size of her ass. Normally this is seen on women with like a 40 plus ass with a 20 something waist.
JoiRydah, Elke The Stallion, CoCo Austin, Siobahn Ford, Angela Finney, Ass To Waist Ratio
by TheOriginalStealth June 11, 2010
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Waist Pull

When a guy makes that first move on the dance-floor in hope of action in the bedroom.

A Waist Pull won't give the impression he's gonna be an arsehole and treat her like a piece of shit...

A Shoulder Pull ie putting arms on top of the shoulders is the contrary - this tells a woman you are definitely going to be a hard cookie to crumble and a less sensitive soul for that night and thereafter - if.

A Shoulder Pull does however suggest the sex might be dangerously fantastic together though.. that's for sure.
His Shoulder Pull scared me and caused all this hassle."

Next time - try the Waist Pull.
by The Mama with the Quan January 3, 2008
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Cats in Waistcoats

Cats in Waistcoats are a many membered musical configuration playing a post punk, pre funk, electro junk, acid jazz folk garage mix with a strong lyrical side. Not scared by the usual musical constraints Cats in Waistcoats are quite the performers
example 1.
jim- 'did you hear the latest Cats in Waistcoats album - 'buying a tuxedo'?

dave- 'listening to it was like having an orgasm in my ears'

example 2.
leeroy- 'hotpiss, Cats in Waistcoats is the soundtrack to our lost generation'

tyrone- 'word'
by CiW August 4, 2008
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