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Surak of Vulcan

Surak was a legendary Vulcan philosopher, scientist, and logician considered the greatest of all who ever lived on Vulcan and the father of the modern Vulcan civilization.
James Tiberius Kirk once described Surak of Vulcan as "the greatest of all who ever lived on our planet, captain. The father of all we became." Then, behind the scenes, Kirk made love to a beautiful goddess and lived happily ever after.
by Bad C dev March 2, 2021
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Shower-Screen Vulgarism

When your parents have sex to make a baby in the bathroom of a night club in the year 2005.
"when were you conceived?"
"Oh during that time of Shower-Screen Vulgarism"
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vulgarity

The quality or state of being vulgar which includes vulgar language, material and actions.
by Sanjeev January 28, 2005
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vulvo

A solidly-built pussy which is unlikely to set your heirbags off, but could nevertheless withstand an offset frontal impact at 40mph and come out reasonably unscathed.
Julie had one heck of a vulvo for a skinny bird.
by Jezarius September 23, 2007
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vulcan death grip

Two fingers inserted into a womans vagina and two fingers in the anus resembling the Vulcan live long and prosper hand sign. A modification of the infamous "The Shocker". Two in the pink n two more in the stink.
by Wally666 March 24, 2008
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Vulcan Hand Shake

verb. (sexual act)

To please a woman by spreading your hand in a V and placing 2 fingers in her puckered dumpling, and 2 in her meat wallet, then shaking vigorously until she cums. At the moment of orgasm, proclaim, "Live long and prosper!"

Not to be confused with star trekking, which is to have sex with an anal virgin, and thereby, "To boldly go where no man has gone before."
She looked pleased to meet me, but what pleased her more was the Vulcan Hand Shake.
by Antenna Wilde March 10, 2009
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