Trauma vulture

A person who feasts on the trauma of others and will only show up as a “friend” when others are in crisis. This is typically a means of deflection; if the trauma vulture can pick apart the carcass of someone else’s trauma they can avoid acknowledging their own

“How come the only time I hear from Stacy is when my life is in shambles?”
“Oh duh, it’s because Stacy is a trauma vulture”

by We’re poor October 10, 2022

Surf vultures

A solo surfer or group of surfers that see you surfing ANY wave and they paddle right next to you and try and get some of your wave scraps.

It never fails you catch some good waves and the surf vultures come looking for wave scraps

by Surf vulture #1 October 30, 2021

People Vultures

the number 1 gizz fan in the world, an acient scholar of polygondwanaland.

Hey, look it's the one and only pollman- People Vultures!

by stuart_liddiard May 14, 2021

Vulture Sag

When its hot outside and your nuts are dropped

"Man its hot as fuck out here"

"Yeah i have vulture sag"

by Skippy69420 December 2, 2021

Culture vulture

A person of African culture who steals other cultures then claims a race they have stolen from has no culture

Culture vulture says"Only we can have dread's" when wearing an item of clothing or playing a sport from that races culture

by It's a two way street March 5, 2021

Fame Vulture

Someone that moans about how sad the death of a celebrity is, yet never talks about all of the normal people that die every day. Very trendy to do on Social Media, including Facebook, Tumblr, etc.

Did you read what Amanda wrote about that comedian dying? She's such a fame vulture.

by Unrepentant13 August 13, 2014

social vulture

A person who tries to invite themselves to an event, no matter how awkward, unwarranted, boring, or lame their attendance will be. If allowed to tag along, they will consume all joy or whimsy and render the carcass of the evening lifeless while they feast with bloody beaks, unaware of their intrusion.

Bob: What are you doing for dinner tonight?
Me: Meeting my dad for dinner to talk about his recent diagnosis....
Bob: So, we should drive together?
Me: Bob, don't be a social vulture

by SteelWhiskers May 27, 2016