Fountains of Varnoth

Place where people who are cheesing their balls off can swim with the Itty-Titty Fairies of Mammary mountain.

Gerald Broflovski and Kenny McCormick were both seen getting high on cat urine which is referring to as "cheesing" in the South Park episode Major Boobage. While in their "cheesed" state they would enter a world heavily influenced by the 1981 film Heavy Metal where they would set out to claim the boob princess and lather her rockin tits in water. They would do battle in a variety of arenas such as the Breastriary, and get to swim in the Fountains of Varnoth, none of which were real since they were just cheesed out of their minds.

by Papi Chulo Judan July 28, 2011

Vancougar

Middle age women who like to pick up younger men who own a van.

Vancougar likes the custom vans the most.

by ChAoS@Zor May 31, 2011

Vancouver

Westernmost important city in Canada, beautiful scenery, lots of glass buildings. Looks like something out of an episode of pokemon. We have fantastic skateboarding, food, and entertainment. Lots of good venues for shows. Close to mountains, meaning camping, skiing/snowboarding, and hiking is very popular. Lots of passive asians. Be sure to go to gastown and follow hipsters walking around and go to Granville street at night to see fake Guidos shouting beefs at each other outside of the clubs. I won't mention the cost of living cause everyone else does.

Man A: I'm from Vancouver.
Man B: Oh, cool.

by LucasHamilton April 26, 2011

Vancouver

v. vancouver (vankoover), vancouvering, vancouvers

v.intr.
1. To achieve failure or finish second in a competition or undertaking.
2. To achieve failure in an effort or venture after having had a marked advantage: I had a 2 game lead, but I totally vancouvered.

v.tr.
1. To achieve spectacular failure or finish second in.
2. To fail to complete a task or undertaking in even passable fashion: The boss was counting on me, but I totally vancouvered the report.
3. To fail to make (one's way) with effort.
4. To lose the affection or loyalty of former supporters: We realy vancouvered our fans out there today.

n.
1.

a. A loss, especially in a competition.
b. Second place in a competition.
2. An amount lost or squandered.

Phrasal Verbs:

vancouver out
To fall short or abate.
vancouver through
To overcome success and attain an undesired goal or end.

Idiom:

vancouver the day
To be ultimately found lacking.

The Canucks repeated failed attempts at achieving the Stanley Cup, culminating in an epic failure in 2011 which was marked by the Vancouver Riots.
This was followed a month later by the epic failure by the Vancouver Whitecaps FC to clinch the Nutralite Canadian Championship.

by Fanboy23 July 4, 2011

vardon

A Female hardon of the vagina

My husban looks so hot tonight, I have a vardon.

by Spanky411 October 2, 2006

vancouver

One of the greatest cities in the world. Voted as one of the most livable cities in the world. Full of different people and cultures. Also the host city of the 2010 Olympics. Vancouver is known as a rainy city, with mild winters and summers. Sadly, the city still has too much crime, drugs, and hobos. Also, Vancouver is the drug capital of Canada, and maybe the world (sadly), and even the term "skid row" came from the dirty and sad Downtown Eastside.

"Vancouver is so great."
"The Vancouver's Downtown Eastside is gross."
"There are too many drugies in Vancouver."

by Vancouver Lover July 16, 2007

vancouver

the only major city in canada to have not won a stanley cup.

wow, those vancouver canucks... they suck soooo much, giving hockey a bad name.

by abdul jafar albinalbinder March 9, 2008