Pogger's in my Valentino white bag

Two memes that should never go together, like who tf mixed those memes, it's Time for them to get in the forever box

Me: I have pogger's in my Valentino white bag

Friend: you wanna run that by me again

by anonymous December 29, 2020

brooke valentine

New Hip-Hop artist, best known for her single called "Girlfight" featuring Lil Jon and Bigboi

There's about to be a girlfight

by Sally the Ragdoll March 10, 2005

Valentine's Day

a holiday created by candy stores,card companyies,and flower shops to boost sales.

Valentines day is gay

by Birdman February 13, 2004

Valentine

A valentine is a person that you want to spend every day with, especially valentines day. If you dont spend valentines day with your valentine (for example, if it was your sister's birthday and you were forced to go see her and not the girl that you really wanted to see) you would be a wreck trying to find ways to apologise to that "special someone" and trying to think of exactly what would be the right thing to say. Then you might end up doing something strange like posting something on a website at 4 in the morning to try to show that person you care. Then after reading what you put on the website, that person may think you're completely insane and never talk to you again. Or they could make your day. We'll see what happens.

So, here it goes. Megan, will you be my valentine?

by I think you know who this is February 13, 2010

Valentines bumps

When you get a STD because you slept with a prostitute or some other nasty woman on Valentines day because you were lonely and desperate.

Ray is borderline retarded and because no woman in their right mind will be with him he will probably get Valentines bumps again this year.

by me February 14, 2005

Valentino

This.Man.will.dominate.womens.feelings.in.an.instant.A Valentini will fuck any girl he wants,and will date any girl he wants.If you are a valentino,then your pretty much lucky.A valentino is normally an expert at the electric guitar

"OMG I WANT TO FUCK TINO SO BADLY"

"VALENTINO IS SO CUTE"

"OMG LOOK AT THAT GUY,HE MUST BE A VALENTINO"

by Yungrichnigga February 28, 2018

valentines day

A stupid fucking holiday where guys have to spend from $1,000-100,000 on their wife or girlfriend, and when single people have to endure the "hey what did you get for valentines day,or HEY OH MY GODDDDDD LOOK AT THIS BRACELET JAKE BOUGHT ME OMMGGGGGG ITS SO BEAUTIFUL NOW WHAT DID YOU GET ME AND HOW MUCH DID YOU SPEND %1,000,000? OH MY GODDDD I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOO MUCH.
No bitch I didn't get you shit.

Roses are red, violets are blue
bacardi, jack, yager, and jews.

by Fuckthepainaway February 18, 2007