vamporn

vampire-themed fiction with overt sexual depictions

That TV show is full of vampires and hot sex: Vamporn!

by hmcdesq May 15, 2010

Vampixie

One of the many "true" names for the "vampires" in the book 'Twilight.' As they cannot really be called vampires due to lack of badassery, lack of fear of sunlight; god, or garlic, and their ability to sparkle in the sunlight. Obviously they are some kind of fairy/pixie hybrid.

"Say it, say it out loud." "....Vampixie.

by Nova Thrill November 30, 2010

vampwich

n. A subgenre of vampire fan fiction in which two vampires are in a group sexual situation with a (usually) human character. It originated with stories about Bill, Sookie, and Eric from The Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood.

That fic had some hot vampwich action.

by riverharkness10 February 18, 2011

vampire geese

Canadian geese which roam during the late hours of the night, terrorizing second shift workers, late-night Wal-Mart shoppers and other night denizens everywhere with their attacks. A bite will not turn you, but it will definitely piss you off.

Vampire Goose: "HISS!"
QT Worker 1: "Ow! Something just bit me in the ass!"
QT Worker 2: "These fucking vampire geese man, they never sleep!"

by irelandgneis August 14, 2012

Vambulliant

A popular adjective for use when needing to sound intelligent and/or describe a technical process or system. Other examples of this are Photosynthesis and Juxtaposition. The exact definition is situational, and similarly to the 'Room of Requirement' in Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix, it can adapt to your needs.

The new design for the Micro-Hydro electric generator is a vambulliant device that generated electricity for thousands of people across the world.

by Vambulliantly Schollarly May 19, 2016

Vampire Buffet

Cunnilingus when performed on one or more menstruating women in one session.

When Samantha invited five of her dorm friends over for my birthday, I had no idea her present to me was going to be a vampire buffet.

by BuffetBob October 6, 2016

Vamp Money

Markese Money Rolle (born April 1, 1991), is an American rapper and producer hailing from Miami, Florida. He is the founder of the American hip hop collective Raider Klan (stylized RVIDXR KLVN). On May 18, 2018, his debut studio album Vamp Money was released. Vamp Money is SpaceGhostPurrp alter ego name.

you getting money at night so you Vamp Money?

by loopdigga... July 6, 2019