Lay's University

The place to go when an entity (generally a corporation) needs to master the art of putting air when it doesn't belong.

Lay's potato chip bags are mostly empty and most of the volume of the bag is air

Person A: "What's up with this cereal? Half the box is air! Fucking plastic waste!"
Person B: "They studied at Lay's University and learned the art of putting air where it doesn't belong"

by FreddyLibberton April 15, 2023

Girth University

The ultimate achievement of one’s group

That kid was must be in Girth University What a great guy

by Girth University February 18, 2018

Steven Universe

Steven universe is a show about lesbian space rocks.

Person 1: Hey do you watch Steven Universe?
Person 2: No, what’s it about?
Person 1: Lesbian Space rocks

by Taylor Lapidot October 26, 2019

Zoom University

Where the class of 2020 is graduating from at this point

"Dude, where did you go to college?"
"I graduated from Zoom University, class of 2020!"

by dummythicc69 March 22, 2020

Christ (Deemed to be) University

The act of torturing someone to an extent that they are more afraid of you than death

Bro, Hitler pulled such a Christ (Deemed to be) University on Jewish people.

by Koolkoolaid March 28, 2020

Pedophile State University

Also known as the Pennsylvania State University. People started calling the college Pedophile State after former assistant coach Jerry Sandusky was arrested for molesting young boys.

Guy 1: What college do you go to?
Guy 2: I go to Penn State University.
Guy 1: Do you mean Pedophile State University?

by Procket Man March 18, 2015

Trinity Southern University

This now defunct diploma mill from Texas gave an MBA to a house cat named Colby Nolan for $399. Unfortunately for the school, the house cat belonged to the Pennsylvania attorney general's office who was investigating the school. So the term is now used to describe any bullshit college with little credibility or that just sells degrees.

Fuck yeah I have a degree. I have a PhD in underwater marble stacking from Trinity Southern University.

or

You're thinking about going to Walden University? Don't do that, that school is sooo a Trinity Southern University.

by David McBride March 28, 2008