UmbrellaJitsu

A person who uses an umbrella in Jiu Jitsu

That man looks like he's trained in UmbrellaJitsu

by TheEssentialDose April 18, 2018

umbrella pull through

The metaphorical act of mechanically clearing out the bowel area by the rectal insertion of said umbrella, opening it and removing it from within the individual while it remains in the open state, thus replicating the result akin to that of an enema. This act is suggested as a remedy to the individual subsequent to their having passed some particularly pungent gas.

"Jesus Bob, that fart was evil! You so need an umbrella pull through!"

by splatharri February 13, 2018

Umbrellafended

Being offended when you lend someone your umbrella and they forget it.

Elyse was umbrellafended when Vicky forgot her umbrella in the soup place and didn't remember it until later on.

by magic.hobbit June 3, 2019

Umbrellaring

Using an umbrella to penetrate the ass and then opening the umbrella, leaving a gaping hole.

Hey babe do you wanna try umbrellaring.

by SideAh June 30, 2020

umbrella stalker

Somebody who physically or digitally stalks a target as well as their friends and/or family members.

My sister's ex is such an umbrella stalker. He stalks her and her best friend. He used three different names to try friending and messaging me on Facebook.

by Atherton Wing September 23, 2020

umbrellaskate

The name given to a newborn baby male/female, which means weeb

“Woah!You’re such a weeb!”-...
“Well,That is what my name means !”-Umbrellaskate

by Weebthatlikesmilk November 3, 2020

umbrella kid

Nice way to say tardy

You umbrella kid.

by Supsighted September 25, 2020