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Tweleb

A (partially) anonymous, popular Twitter user who has nothing else going for them. Twelebs live for RTs and ":''''D"s from their followers as they tweet ignorant, sometimes funny and mostly offensive content all in the name of retaining their Tweleb status. Every Tweleb's avatar change is welcomed with dozens of "Avi appreciations" from their followers, to which they're usual reply is something like: "Wow. Humbled." They are easily recognisable by their amount of followers on Twitter (usually 5000 or more). Their Twitter names are usually their Instagram name or a name promoting the latest cool kid gathering e.g: #coolkidgathering15Oct!!!

Though many of them aren't bad people, they live pretty mediocre lives and for most being a Tweleb is probably as good as it'll ever get for them.

Examples of Twelebs:

A grown-ass man who still lives with his Mom but still hasn't gotten that Diploma that's taking him at least 5 years (and counting) to complete because he is too busy chasing "ez'weyi".

A beyond average girl who has a Tumblr, dresses like Solange, has a septum piercing, wears dark lipstick and portrays herself as a "feminist". Usually looks amazing on Instagram but in real life looks like "ubhontsi."

A flaming gay man who lives for Beyonce. His mouth is either full of opinion or full of your boyfriend.
Basic girl 1: "Whooooo Choza, did you see @_____ tweet about going to #coolkidgathering15Oct?"

Basic girl 2: "Yes chom! I'm so going! I can't wait to see my favourite tweleb there!!"
by uTatakho January 13, 2014
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Twelvie

A kid ages 12-15 who acts and thinks they are older than they actually are.
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twelvey

An individual who, although may be any age, still resembles a twelve year old. This condition is particularly common among the 'tight nackers, no poobs' brigade.
Ha ha, Sturdy got ID'ed, he's a right twelvey!!!
by Sturdz October 18, 2003
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Twelvie

A word used to describe any teenagers between the ages of 12-18.

Anyone who is under the (Australian) legal age.
Person 1: I can't tell how old these girls are with all their makeup.
Person 2: Oh, she's a twelvie trying to get in a club.

Person 1: So many twelvies around.
Person 2: It is school holidays.
by Squisheee October 26, 2014
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Twelving

The act of faking being high. Pretending and acting like you're high when you really aren't.
Yo Josh is so stoned right now!
Nah dude he only took one hit he's twelving.
by youalreadyknow892 July 8, 2012
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Twelver

Noun
When you end up going to bed at/around 12 A.M., because you have too much crap on your plate / can’t focus on your work.

This term commonly applies to students who can’t cope with online school, but works with anything else.
“I had to pull a twelver again, they piled on too much work today.”

“I’ve been doing twelvers all week, when can I catch a break?”

“I had to do a twelver, but I still wasn’t able to get any work done.”
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Twelverays

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I asked Twelverays to take care of my digital services needs
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