Turkus McGurkus

Someone from Turkey or part of a Turkish-speaking population. The most wonderfully Seussical racist slur you can get.

To your right you will see a Turkus McGurkus. These critters are pink, small, and have tails.

by kek! August 10, 2007

turbulation

(n) the incorrect use of the word "turbulence." Used to describe one's doing to someone's mother, usually in the bed.

"There was turbulation in the bed with your mother last night"

"I turbulated your mothers vagina last night"

"Turbulation with your mom is my favorite evening activity"

by Worwig October 27, 2009

turduvadove

A white pigeon (dove) poops on an optimistic person of faith's head to indicate that his/her prayer/request was heard, reviewed, and has been emphatically denied.

Turduvadove. ..Word from above.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 9, 2013

truuu

A way of saying true, exemplifying the u's towards the end.

A way of agreeing in a mellow way

James: Bro I got an A on the test!
John: Truuu

by Miriam-Webster Jr. September 25, 2013

turbulent

a kick ass band from northridge.known to attract large groups of backstage betty's.

charles-rockin frontman

john-sexy bassist of turbulent

jason-awesome drummer

Turbulent f***ing rocks!

by Samigirl B April 8, 2005

turfucken

A severely fucked up thing or situation. Originated on the Daily Show wth Jon Stewart.

Sudan is a turfucken of a country.

by Ks1994 January 17, 2011

Turbulent Helicopter

While on an aircraft attending the bathroom, the aircraft hits extreme turbulence while you are in mid-stream. This results in you automatically putting your hands out to stop you from slamming wall to wall in the bathroom. After the turbulence has stopped, you realize you have pissed all over the bathroom and leave in shame.

Ohh man I just experienced a Turbulent Helicopter. It was bad mate, I almost drowned!

by Youwishyouwerentme March 18, 2014