tuck pocket

A pocket where a man can safely hide his boner from the death vision of the Female race within his pants

Dude, Melina was shaking her ass, I had to put my boner in my tuck pocket.

by KingTLOD October 9, 2013

Tuckfard

To call someone a fucktard, but in a more respectful manner.

Mr. Shlongo, you are indeed a tuckfard.

by Pubo December 7, 2016

Tucking in my shirt

When Rudy Giuliani placed both his hands around his genitals while laying on his back in a private hotel room with a woman playing a 15 year old but not that time he was at Jeffrey Epstein’s post jail release party.

Don’t believe you’re lying eyes! I was tucking in my shirt!

by Zoo station October 21, 2020

Tucking in his shirt

Masturbating

Rudy Giuliani was just tucking in his shirt while lying on a hotel bed.

by ITSCSD October 21, 2020

Bandito Tucknee

The act of sitting in the pocket of a radical wave with the sickest style.

" dude did you see that guy get all bandito tucknee on that wave?"
" not only does that guy rip, he's got sick style too, totally bandito tucknee."

by JRB123 March 18, 2009

Just Tuck It

When a man has to pee sitting down, he has to tuck it in order to prevent accidental pee-leakage.

Caleb: Man, I just peed sitting down for the first time ever.
Caleigh: How does that even work....like, do you just tuck it or what?

by flynner10 June 9, 2012

Bat Tuck

The Bat Tuck is when you pull your testicles over your penis(stretching them like a Batwing, hence the name) over the tip of the flaccid penis, this anchors your testicles to your body, avoiding the irritation of perspiring testicles, itchy testicles, etc. Or at least avoiding the the most intense effects of leaving your testicles in their normal position.

I did the Bat Tuck so that I could sleep. It was so humid last night, and I really need to shave.

by Dookamanooka April 30, 2014