turd-conscious 

to be aware of fecal girth and volume when using a toilet. if a deposit of feces is too large for the plumbing in question, an early "courtesy flush" is definitely in order, sometimes in mid-loaf.

if one is properly turd-conscious, no plumbing disasters will occur.

i was visiting my in-laws when i had to take a huge dump. fortunately i am turd-conscious and employed a quick courtesy flush; therefore, averting an embarrassing need for a plunger... or even worse, an overflow of tainted water.

turd-conscious by phil condit April 22, 2003

turd sculpture 

The refined person’s way of referring to taking a shit.

Excuse me, my dear friend, I must leave for awhile so that I might work on a most collectible turd sculpture.

turd sculpture by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2021

turd cutter 

Not just the sphincter, but the ass as as whole. Real popular in Maine.

Now SHE has a nice turd cutter!

turd cutter by P-Dub October 31, 2003

Turd-buster 

A person who uses a plunger to bust up an extremely large turd, so it will flush down the toilet.

Send in the "turd buster". The toilets are overflowing.

Turd-buster by wino joe May 8, 2003

turd packer

Another name for a homosexual male.

It wasn't correct to call him a turd packer, as he is straight.

turd packer by Anonymous September 30, 2003

turd poker 

one who pokes turds with his cock. men and women can have their turds poked.

that guy is a turd poker, his girl is always walking funny.

turd poker by eviltrailer September 6, 2004

Turd Temple 

One of the many ways of referring to the toilet

Referring to it in this manner suggests use of it for a number 2 rather than any other activity one can undertake in a toilet, such as a number one, number three, a Rippee, snorting benzoylmethylecgonine (coke) or other drugs, drawing weird pictures on the wall (graffiti) or even having sex.

Variants include:

shitter, john, crapatorium, lavatory, w.c,
fudge hole, shitbox, crapbox, watering hole,
outhouse, pooper, loo, latrine, honey truck,
interactive urinal, spend a penny, restroom, pissoir,
backhouse, house of ease, little house,
house of office, waste disposal facility, the dunny,
the brothel, dung-house, comfort room, bidet,
dumpster, the den, bathroom, lady's room, little girls room,
mens room, little boys room, crapper, poop hole, doodoo hole, toilette, eau de toilette,
One-man Conference Room

I need to visit the turd temple

Holy Shit can be found in the turd temple

Turd Temple by rzhhhh November 20, 2011