Truth #21

Bad Kissing = Bad Fucking

Person 1: "Man, I can't believe how terrible that was. Halfway though I was ready to quit it."
Person 2: "Truth #21, you shoulda known."

Girl 1: "You seriously dumped him after that date?"
Girl 2: "Truth number 21."
Girl 1: "Ah, I gotcha"

by TheHalfway March 2, 2011

Dark Truth

1) A Truth that people refuse to admit because it contradicts thier understanding of, belief of, or fantasy of reality.

2) An intentionally unacknowledged truth, based on the theory that the ends justify the means.

1) "PETA supports eco-terrorism and kills more animals than it saves."

2) "The Dark Truth about politics is that you can't get what you want without corruption"

by Nytyme October 17, 2005

truth or dare or shot

a party game where u have the option of choosing truth, dare or shot. if you choose truth, you have to answer truthfully a question; if you choose dare, you have to preform a dare; and if you choose shot, you have to drink a shot of alcohol.

dude I got so wasted last night" " yo sick" "yea i know, i was playing truth or dare or shot and i kept on choosing shot

by alexisthegoalie August 25, 2010

truthiness

derives from the word 'truth'; a satirical term to describe things that a person claims to know intuitively or "from the gut" without regard to evidence, logic, intellectual examination, or facts

"Truthiness is tearing apart our country, and I don't mean the argument over who came up with the word"

by kelsey gibbz February 23, 2008

Truth

The Truth, Its What You Want But You Can't Have.

You: I Want The TRUTH!

Me: You Want The Truth?! YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

by =3MC= August 25, 2009

truth or dare

The only game in the world where you could end up fucking the girl of your dreams, or end up licking the dirty pavement floor. Usually played by horny teenagers.

Teen #1: Truth or dare?
Teen #2: Dare.
Teen #1: I dare you to fuck me right here on the floor right now.
Teen #2: Okay, sounds like a good dare, lets do it!

by LOLSwagMan July 17, 2013

Your Truth

SJW-newspeak to disguise subjective experiences, opinions and feelings as universal and binding reality while undermining the idea of shared common facts, effectively turning truth relative. Usually utilized by narcissists to enable intellectual bullying of those who disagree and prefer facts over feelings.

Jim: Emma, it's not true that you were raped: This video proves it!
Emma S.: I don't care about some stupid video, it's truth TO ME!
LaQuanda: Aw yeah baby girl, speak your truth! You tell 'em!

by CmdrSkullcrush August 20, 2019