by QUYWETY November 2, 2020

Donnie said during a random press conference on the White House lawn, "The toilet is clogged, but I didn't do it. The socialist liberal media has taken all of the fiber out of our foods so my feces are more dense than granite, but it still doesn't stink or anything."
A random journalist chimed in, "Don't Trump us, you ate your tax returns and printer paper is literally made from fiber!"
A random journalist chimed in, "Don't Trump us, you ate your tax returns and printer paper is literally made from fiber!"
by Downtown Frown November 10, 2020

An obnoxious, offensive and unwelcome blast of hot air. Traditional British term for breaking wind. A fart.
Did you trump?
by Paranoidfloyd November 7, 2020

by Squearl March 3, 2019

When you’ve officially lost and act a sore loser. Don't accept defeat and failure when it’s evident. Blame other circumstances instead.
by Kay Biz November 7, 2020

by Intense screaming April 4, 2021

by factperson January 12, 2021
