booty treasure

unexpected objects found in a large woman's butt-cleavage just prior to sex

Jim:Dude, I found a chicken wing in her butt cleavage! I love fat chicks!

John:That's some pretty sweet booty treasure!

by captain_M April 1, 2010

Arabian Treadmill

A sexual act in which a person crams their foot into their partner's vagina, and proceeds to use his foot as a dildo-like device.

Oh man, my girl has a kinky-ass foot fetish. Yesterday, she asked for an Arabian Treadmill!

by Dogs and Blogs October 28, 2011

Life Treadmill

The everyday grind. Money in, money out. Day after day, week after week, year after year... the life treadmill goes on.

Karl: "Shit man, did you hear that Don lost his job and foreclosed on his home?"

Chad: "Yep, only thing worse than being on the life treadmill is falling off it."

by chadd925 January 1, 2012

Lost Treasure

When you leave a large poo in the toilet for the cleaner to see.

Dude the cleaner is going to be pissed when she finds the lost treasure in the bog.

by xMC- October 2, 2013

Vegan Treacle

A hot spunky sauce emitted by health-obsessed individuals.

My Vegetable loving friend saw an aubergine and immediately splurted his Vegan treacle all over my Kashmir jumper.

by shitinacup7 December 13, 2015

rusty treasure

A rusty treasure happens when your dog gets curious in the bathroom trash during shark week. And drags an old tampon all over the house.

Keep the bathroom door closed this week! I don't want to find another rusty treasure in the living room.

by Fergus's mistress December 27, 2015

Australian Treasure

The shit found on a mans dick after having anal sex with another mate (heterosexual or homosexual).

After fucking Garrett in the ass, Rob found shit on his dick from Garrett's "down under" region. Before Garrett finished Rob off with fellatio, Rob said, "That's the most Australian Treasure I've ever found!"

by Baba Booey 69 September 7, 2016