genitilia of the red-haired male
The Linz's torte swelled when he saw the pretty girl.
by julia December 10, 2003
Get the torte mug.A penis.
Referred to as a torpedo because you would like to fire it into attractive persons.
Like a real torpedo a spunk torpedo explodes, but with spunk instead of, you know, actual bomb contents.
Referred to as a torpedo because you would like to fire it into attractive persons.
Like a real torpedo a spunk torpedo explodes, but with spunk instead of, you know, actual bomb contents.
by Amaal Greenwood-Goodwin February 7, 2007
Get the spunk torpedo mug.Related Words
Torted
• torpedo
• tored
• Tortellini
• tooted
• torked
• torpedo tits
• tarted
• torpedoed
• tooted and booted
A state characterized by prolonged short-term memory loss, serotonin depletion, and increased anxiety. These adverse effects result from consuming too much MDMA, also known Ecstasy or X, during the course of one's lifetime.
Person 1: "Hey are you going to EDC this weekend?"
Person 2: "No I don't want to be surrounded by thousands of E-Tarted people all day."
Person 2: "No I don't want to be surrounded by thousands of E-Tarted people all day."
by WarJeeezy August 2, 2011
Get the E-Tarted mug.What you are before you're retarted.
by J.mitch May 8, 2008
Get the tarted mug.A dog that bites; a litigator; also used to describe a strong-willed person or someone who is willing to make an argument; derived from the word "tort," which law defines as a wrong act committed.
by Paul Masters December 23, 2006
Get the tortdog mug.
The velocity of your shit has enough propulsion that it is able to navigate beyond the toilet's sewer trap, without the help from any outside water pressure.
After being unable to shit for 3 days whilst on a road trip, John dropped a Canadian Torpedo when arriving home, both saving water and emptying his bowels.
by dirtymaker November 7, 2012
Get the Canadian Torpedo mug.