Sub-Crumpet

Too Sub-Crumpet
Too withhold sex

"Kirke" Gilesie I'm horny
"Giles" Hmph keeps playing with iPhone

later that day...

"Giles" Kirke make sweet love to me...
"Krike" (Raised eyebrows) "You had you chance this morning"

Giles got "sub-crumpeted"

by languagebarrier May 03, 2011

Meatball sub

When you grab your man's balls twist them sideways and place them in his asscrack.

If your man has a tight sack he will cry like a bitch if you give him a meatball sub.

by Lusty Corpse August 22, 2020

U Sub

Commonly misinterpreted as a method of finding the derivative in Calculus, this is actually the premise of a toxic joke, known as a "deez nuts" joke. Ask a person who does not know calculus to explain U Sub, and when they respond with a question along the lines of "what is U Sub", the setup for the deez nuts joke is complete.

"Hey can you explain U Sub to me?"
"What's U Sub?"
"U Submerged yo face in deez nuts!!!!"

by MackSneale July 13, 2022

sub-nub

one who is so terrible at video games that he is a notch below nub and two notches below noob in the gaming world.

dude i just uber pwnd you, your such a sub-nub

by Danny Jones/ Jimmy Travaglini December 13, 2007

sub to him

sub to him

"All we can do is sub to him"
- Slimecicle

by ApplePotatoCat August 01, 2020

Undercover Sub

n. a long, submarine shaped turd that is crapped out before, during, or immediately after sex....beneath the bed sheet covers.

The undercover sub slinks, slithers, and slides across the sheets until it comes into contact with one's sexual partner...causing a multitude of reactions which may include, but are not limited to: excitement, anger, fear, frustration, confusion, bewilderment, angst, mild and/or severe depression.

Last night after I did it with Janie, I swear I heard her shart. No sooner had I smelled the crap, then an undercover sub appeared out of nowhere...spreading across my leg like a wet, stinky rash. It ruined the new bed sheets!

by Dr. Josephus May 03, 2011

Tuna Sub

It means bust a nut. Bust a nut means ejaculate.

Hey dude, spell tuna sub backwards. HEEE HEE HEE

by Catlolax December 07, 2015