"I don't buy from thrift stores there stuff is dirty and old...i don't even give stuff to charity's or thrift shops I just burn my old stuff" said by a gobby cow
by lostnomad February 07, 2014
by ollyb man July 21, 2006
A species of cow that live on hills. the legs on one side are shorter, so they can never turn around or the'll roll down the hill.
by Drew Witt October 18, 2007
The extremely dangerous Chicken Cow as defined by the late musician and artist Wesley Willis is a beast that only comes out when it is 25 degrees below zero and is known for breaking glass and attacking his brother by stabbing him in the ass on at least 1 occasion (possibly with a knife or it's beak). Wesley notes that the animal has killed at least 100,000 people. It is also desribed as having a tendancy towards decapitating its victims or "rip your head off" as Wesley puts it. Physical description was never provided about the animal but, it's assumed that it has the head of a cow and the lower body and wings of a chicken due to its ability to fly and capability of jumping as high as a bird.
"This beast attacked my brother
It stabbed him in the ass while he was in the cold
His hands were frostbitten
His hands were also numb... The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow"
--Wesley Willis
It stabbed him in the ass while he was in the cold
His hands were frostbitten
His hands were also numb... The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow"
--Wesley Willis
by J. Barger April 04, 2008
John: Hey look a sleeping cow!
Greg: that cow served me my soup earlier.
John: let's wake him up to give him some extra money for his hard work
Greg: great idea! Let's do some cow tipping!
Greg: that cow served me my soup earlier.
John: let's wake him up to give him some extra money for his hard work
Greg: great idea! Let's do some cow tipping!
by Roller Skate Mouse October 16, 2022
When you take curdled milk and pour it on a woman's tits and you eat it off and then when you throw up she drinks it.
by docter cockter February 24, 2014
when someone is really angry they say “eat a cow” to show that they are so angry that they could eat a whole cow
by sydney Judd March 13, 2019