tissue roses

Tissue used to catch sperm then scrunched up and thrown nonchalantly

His bedroom is littered with tissue roses

by StaticRH January 27, 2020

Tissue Nut

A peanut inside of a box of tissues

I found a tissue nut the other day while blowing my nose

by BobmanChickn February 6, 2020

Crank Tissue

A very cranky or moody person with saggy skin (hence tissue)

“Shut the fuck up Grandpa, you crank tissue”

by ogre06 April 9, 2020

Tissue roll

What people for some reason think is the shield against the virus when, in fact, it isn't.

Sharon: Hey caroline I stocked up on tissue roll because of the virus

Caroline: what?

by NibbaHotCheetos March 21, 2020

free tissues

here for ur tears

here is some free tissues

by anonymous September 14, 2020

free tissues

here for ur tears

here is some free tissues

by anonymous September 14, 2020

An alarm clock tissue

It is used in an instance where your boyfriend uses you up as an alarm clock to wake him up in the morning and crushes you into a ball and throws you off the bed to snooze you.

Rishik, I feel like I am an alarm clock tissue in this relationship.

by Ronin47 March 26, 2017