tire chain

When multiple men cum on a fat woman's fat rolls.

That orgy was awesome, that hefty broad was covered in tire chains

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus January 1, 2017

Snow Tire

V. - When a man ejaculates in his hand and then smears said ejaculate in a circular motion around partner’s butthole

Dude! I snow tired your mom last night

by Anita Blowski March 6, 2022

Mr. Tire

The worst place ever! Satan goes to hell to get a break from Mr. Tire. Imagine if you will a place that harbors ill will, does not care about anything, and resembles the Grim Reaper himself.

Man I just got back from the worst vacation ever! Bad food, bad service, and bad company. It was as if I was at Mr. Tire!

by A. Tatoo Corado July 9, 2011

hairy tire

When your girl don't shave her asshole and a black ring is left on your face after you eat for ass.

Person 1:Damn it you where. You give me a hairy tire last night and now I can't get it off.

Whore: I swear I shaved.

by chucknorrisisbehindyou6969 April 26, 2017

trump tired

You are so tired of the social media posts about Trump and seeing him on TV that you feel emotionally exhausted

Dude, I would love to meet up for happy hour, but I am Trump tired.

by Dr. Brizzy February 2, 2017

Tired as the day

Its when you are extremely tired, typically occurs after pulling an all nighter.

Man i shouldnt have stayed up all night, I am as tired as the day.

by ucourt January 30, 2012

tire shredder

A vehicle that requires the frequent replacement of its performance tires

Zero to sixty in ten seconds in my tire shredder

by HarmlessGirl March 6, 2015