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Pool Goggling

Similar to beer goggling, pool goggling occurs when an inebriated person's pool game seems to look better and better as his state of inebriation gets higher and higher. He'll hit more balls, take more chances, and sometimes he'll get funnier as his game gets worse --and good thing for him-- it's all done with a smile on his face and without his knowledge of it.
I don't like playing pool with Tom unless he's pool goggling. At least when he's drunk, he's funny when he plays.
by donnthuan23 November 14, 2010
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milk pool

The ejaculation of one into his or someone else's bellybutton thus making a milk pool
Bro i totally milk pooled her last night.
by Milk Pool December 30, 2017
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pools open

what a woman says when she is ready to get pregnant; relating to how sperm "swims"
lady 1: when are you ever going to have a baby?
lady 2: well, pools open.
by owenthekid May 11, 2016
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pool buzz

Excessively priced drinks consumed at a hotel/resort pool to maintain an appropriate state of intoxication.
That dinner was relatively inexpensive compared to our pool buzz today.
by N0npr0phet May 18, 2014
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nigger pool

That bastard hit the cue ball right behind his ball on purpose so I wouldn't have no shot. He plays nigger pool man.
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Jordan Poole

This dude plays for the Golden State Warriors of the NBA. He plays like the best player in the league at times, and sometimes he is a carpenter chucking up those bricks
"Look at Jordan Poole man, with the way he's playing, he can be the next Steph curry!"

"Man look at Jordan Poole chucking up them bricks! Doing his best Ben Simmons impression."
by a to the k to the b March 2, 2022
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public pool

A place where you find strange things at the bottom of the pool and loud kids screaming and yelling and obnoxiously splashing you
"I found something hairy at the bottom of the public pooll"
by Magic Johnson has aids August 30, 2017
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