Microphone Molesting

When you're face timing someone and the microphone is being viciously blown into, rubbed on, etc.

"Stop microphone molesting, my ears hurt!"

by A Collection of Satanists October 9, 2017

master molester

A serial rapist, responsible for conducting numerous counts of sexual assault. Effective, efficient and remaining at large.

Rose McGowan: We'll get you one day Harvey!
Harvey Weinstein: I'm afraid not rose, I am the master molester.

by avinabeer December 11, 2018

Soccer molesting

Soccer players that grab and feel up players of the opposing team to provoke them to shove, punch or kick them back, so the referee will pull a yellow or red card on the opposing player.

I can't believe that Brazillian player grabbed the butt of the American player to provoke him to elbow him back in front of the ref. he was totally soccer molesting the American. dirty player, play dirty, sneaky, soccer, World Cup, soccer ball

by joecoolthefool September 30, 2015

Cognitive Molesting

gay fondled from a distance making hetero feel defeated

A man thought he knew it all about sexuality till he felt cognitive molesting.

by needed cooler slang May 21, 2024

Molest a Redhead Week

Don't actually molest your redheaded companion. The week has to include January 12th. Can or cannot be combined with kiss a read head day.

Guy 1: Bro it's the week of January 12th! You know what that means
Guy 2: What does it mean?
Guy 1: That tall redhead I've been wanting to smash but doesn't talk to me...
Guy 2: Brother in Christ just because it's molest a redhead week doesn't mean you get to-
Guy 1: Mmmm nonconsensual redheaded rizz

by Anonymous folk January 14, 2024

snake molester

A guy who would basically screw anything.

John is a snake molester. He'd fuck a snake if you held it still.

by alljackandnowork December 11, 2011

Ur Ancestors Molesters

This Is The Ulitimate Insult!

Use It To Make Someone Uninstall Life.
Better Than:
- Ur Mom Gay
- Ur Dad Lesbian
- Ur Brother A Mother
- Ur Sisters A Mister
- Ur Granny Tranny
- etc.

Jimmy: Ur Ancestors Molesters!
Bob: Melts Into Liquid Form.

by @12yrolds.only April 13, 2018