Mop Hopper

1. (noun) Any member of the US Navy, who, after long periods at sea, tires of his 'hot-bunk' buddy, and starts raping hot mops as a source of sexual gratification.

2. (very) To sexually assault a hot, wet, steaming mop.

May it please the court, this video clearly shows the defendant repeatedly, and with much vigor, sexually assaulting a mop, in the hallway. The defendant is, in fact, a Mop Hopper.

by boppa23 July 20, 2011

mckenna hopper

is answer sweet person and a person that will make you happy when ebery you are feeling down the best girl in the whole world.

Hi my name is Mckenna Hopper.

by YoYo what up January 4, 2018

Head Hopper

When a girl gets witha guy just to give Head and then dip out that hoe.

Wow Abby is with Tom giving head but she was just chillin with Adam, she a head hopper>

by BBS% February 10, 2022

Goomba Hopper

A person who jumps between dicks as if they were mario scoring extra points for chaining stomps together on goombas one after another.

That goomba hopper left me for somebody else. Already had a new dick lined up ready to go.

by Psylen April 26, 2022

homie hopper

about 5’4 wears glasses. acts ghetto. SWEARS she’s fine as hell.

she want the whole crew shawty brave.

she is definitely a homie hopper.

by HOMIEHOPPINASSMF November 24, 2019

Island Hopper

The Ultimate Home Wrecker! A serial chatter that is one and off relationships. Not only are they a serial chatter but they will steal peoples spouses as well. It's not that they're not committed but still they're not even close to doing that. They use you like a piece of toilet paper for they're ass then throw you out. Island Hoppers don't even care how many neighborhoods they wreak fucking hate them.

Island Hoppers can be anyone from a Dead Beat Dad or Mom to a Fuck Boy or Ariana Grande
they come in all types and all colors and sizes and sexualities island hoppers can be anyone and anybody so watch out!

by seenoevil benoevil August 4, 2023

salon hopper

Somebody who goes from salon to salon, or hair-dresser to hair-dresser to get their hair done but complain they don't like it every single time and get their money back so their bum ass never pays for getting their hair done.

Yo did you hear what Kayt does when she has no money to get her hair done? That bitch is a salon hopper!

by Mcama38 January 18, 2014