Lil Garfield

A desperate kid who wants to join your discord server after being repeatedly banned. Often known for selling random cologne and tickets to his rap performances. Very bad at rapping.

I was enjoing my day until i got a message from Lil Garfield on Instagram.

by Pairadyce August 22, 2024

Garfields

Garfields- those panties that only cover the top half of the butt leaving the appearance of Garfields eyes.

Love when women wear those Garfields

by Unchangeable Bird August 27, 2024

reverse Garfield

The act of receiving 3 blow jobs on a Monday well eating breakfast, lunch and dinner

Noah asked his girl to give him a reverse Garfield

by Nojs69 January 22, 2025

Garfielding

Inserting one's genitals into a lasagna, but never on Mondays.

Tim: Yo I heard you were garfielding it with that Italian girl last night, how'd it go?
Jake: We didn't get to, yesterday was a Monday.

by Lasagna stuffer 0001 March 15, 2025

garfield gooner

A girl who goons their boyfriend in the Garfield movie (2024) and is usually named Liv

She sure is a Garfield Gooner

by Schizophrenic Urban June 6, 2024

Angry Garfield

Verb - A sexual act that can only be performed on mondays in which lasagna and a cat are utilized by agitating the cat to an aggressive state and having it claw the person to severe extents before they proceed to have unprotected sex with the lasagna

"I heard that dude was into angry Garfields, I wonder if he collects stouffers frozen lasagna coupons"

by LasagnaKing93 June 21, 2024

Garfield

Someone who is of average stature and size but yet very lazy and is addicted to eating beans is what a garfield could be defined as

That man is a garfield, A garfield person lives next to us

by User T70 July 6, 2024