Glass Cadet

A wearer of reality-augmentation eye-wear. Notable for sudden periods of flat affect due to attention-splitting disorder, where incoming text/email/tweet causes subject to enter a variable-length period of quiescence, as focus is redirected temporarily to the zone of augmentation.

The quantity of aug-interrupts to geo-proximal humanic social engagement is theorized to have an strong negative correlation with the wearer's future interpersonal relationship prospects.

"I was talkin to dude, and he just went glass cadet on me. What a Glasshole!"

by xanderbelly February 28, 2013

Cadet Cracker (Senior Cracker)

A codename for a completely ownage guy on both xbox live (Cadet Crackers) and steam (Senior Crackers). he enjoys long walks on virtual beaches

Cadet Cracker (Senior Cracker) is such an owner

by DudewtfBBQ August 2, 2008

Air Cadet

Stupid fucking retards who think there the best but they can’t compare to the army cadets

Army cadet: did you see that air cadet he’s such a knob

by Army Cadets are better November 12, 2023

space cadet

someone who is living like they were in another world like from outer space

Dude, here comes the space cadet , Houston we have a problem... Earth to space cadet come in for landing.

by Girly Willow October 23, 2017

Jeremy cadet

A follower of LDshadowlady and Smallishbeans

I am a Jeremy cadet

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Flange Cadet

A male homosexual who hs just emerged from the closet, and is exploring and learning about gayness.

Something akin to being an apprentice for gayness.

Crawford was tentative about his sexuality at first, but now he's a fully fledged Flange Cadet.

gay 1 - "Jason! On your knees and get sucking"
gay 2 - "You've got a good little worker there"
gay 1 - "He's my little Flange Cadet"
Jason - "mmhhhfffmmhhhhmm"

by jundell May 14, 2010

Cadet

The process of acting gay but actually being"100%" straight

"Nothing is gay in the army cadet force" corporal excel ex cadet

by Mr Tomothy February 12, 2022