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Wildlife 

Applies to a variety of unattractive people who may commonly be seen in Walmart, trashy gas stations, dollar stores, cheap bars, and pretty much anywhere else.
Characteristics of Wildlife include but are not limited to: Mullets, lack of teeth, excess hair in locations that hair should not grow from, exceptionally greasy hair, multiple chins, open mouths (due to the heavy breathing required after strenuous exercise, such as walking several yards on flat ground), camoflage clothing, and paraphernalia relating to NASCAR.
After discovering that there was nothing to do in Bumhole Alabama, we drove down to Walmart to watch the local Wildlife at play.

Joe: Man, what do you want to do?

Ed: Let's take this video camera to Walmart and make a nature documentary!

Joe: Capital idea!
Wildlife by Wildlife Watcher 97.4 December 28, 2010
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wildlife 

1, girls naughty by nature. 2, girls that you dislike because they exhibit animalistic qualities. 3, referring to high school and college girls that a have predominant stuck-up personality.
Did you see all the wildlife at that party?
wildlife by Lance Mitchell August 8, 2003

wildlife documentaries

Television shows that very few normal people watch. It must be said, however, that wildlife documentaries are excellently produced and carefully wrought.
David Attenborough. Does he do anything else?

Wildlife Piercing Blunderbuss 

The Wildlife Piercing Blunderbuss was a weapon invented in the early 17th century. It was manly used to control the population of animals such as bald eagles and, tigers, and many others. This gun was ineffective at killing some animals Bears in particular thus the Bear Piercing Shotgun was invented. It is rumored that the Wildlife Piecing Shotgun is going to be the primary weapon of Duke in the upcoming Duke Nukem Forever, although this not been confirmed. This weapon unlike the Bear Piercing Shotgun cannot be shoulder mounted but some people claim that whilst sitting you can hold two with your feat allowing you to quadrupal wield, although this is not recommended because you need your feet to walk.
John Freeman looked on ground and saw wildlife Piercing Blunderbuss and picked it up.

Wildlife Conservation Officer Cadet 

Wildlife Conservation Officer Cadet Is a Game Warden
Game Warden Wildlife Conservation Officer Cadet is a from the Department of the Natural Resources from the Blue Heron Learning Center A.K.A Blue Heron Nature Center/Keep Jasper County Beautiful B.K.A Jasper Conservation District

Wrestling Wildlife Foundation

An organization where endangered animals are put into a ring, and fight to the death, in order to decide who is saved, and who becomes extinct.
Wooh! Go bald-headed Eagle! NOOOO! The eagle got it's head taken off by the Polar Bear!

Urban wildlife 

Animals--rats, cats, coyotes, etc--seen from afar on streets and sidewalks or stuck in trees, which, when approached, turn out to actually just be trash blowing in the breeze.
I saw some scary urban wildlife in a bush last night. I was pretty freaked out until I realized it was just a plastic bag.
Urban wildlife by eyehustlin May 13, 2014
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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