teletubbies

4 reasons why i should own a gun

tinkle winkle,dipshit,taa taa,ho

by one ring to f*ck them all March 19, 2004

telectual

A Movie personality assumed to have some expertise in a given subject, but who is really just an academic flunky.

Dr. Phil is a really famous Telectual.

by Mr. Rags September 16, 2005

telric

a guy who is athletic and an academic overachiever.

oh man, jesse is such a telric!

by siemci August 5, 2006

Telemachos

The son of ancient Hellenes. Is a strong chad. Attracted to girls with brown hair and brown eyes. Has a very high IQ. Cares a lot about his friends.

Telemachos and Odysseus fought the suitors of Penelope.

by GeckoOfDark July 21, 2019

iPod telepathy

When, while you're listening to a large playlist of music in shuffle mode, your iPod somehow goes to the exact song you were thinking of. Totally mind-blowing when it happens.

"Dude, I was just thinking of Time by Pink Floyd and my iPod went to it! Sickkkkk!"

"You got a case of iPod telepathy there dude."

"Whoaaaa."

by permastoned September 19, 2009

Zimmerman Telegram

A shot comprised of half Jaegermeister and half Tequila.

Named after the German proposal to Mexico to go to war with the United States. The telegram was intercepted by the US and Mexico just ignored it.

Guy 1: "I want to make a really bad decision:
Guy 2: "Bartender get me two Zimmerman Telegrams!!!"

by laziejim May 7, 2010

National Tell Your Crush Day

A made up holiday, no one can seem to agree on the actual day. Look up any day of the year, and chances are a dumb nigga thinks it's national tell your crush day. Just tell them already, life is short.

No one knows when "national tell your crush day" really is, just tell them already!

by CorpseGrinder5000Returns October 30, 2019