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taco bell shits

A shit so powerful and ass exploding
Hot lava from your ass
Don't eat Taco Bell unless you want to face the pain
Eric: Why are you taking so long in the bathroom?
Alexis: I'm having Taco Bell shits

Eric: Ohhhhh.....(understands)

Taco Bell Blast 

Explosive diarrhea resulting from the ingestion of tainted Mexican food.
"Hey Beef-stains, looks like you're going to have a Taco Bell Blast!"
Taco Bell Blast by dorham May 26, 2006

Taco Bell Spanking 

Using a Taco Bell quesadilla to profusely spank someone while they have beans in the ass, sour cream on their butt cheeks, and a burrito down their throat.
Ugh, bend me over and give me that Taco Bell spanking baby!!!!!

Taco Bell Hellfire Anus 

The Taco Bell Hellfire Anus is referred to that of an individual whose asshole has gone through brutal, immense torture. First, molten shit, roughly the temperature of over 500 degrees fahrenheit, explodes out of the asshole that shakes the bathroom with a 1.5 magnitude earthquake. Not matter how many times the individual says they’ll never eat at Taco Bell again, it doesn’t ease the pain. After major drippage from the ass will follow the smell. The smell is so unbelievably stinky a fart cloud is formed within the bathroom that lingers for weeks. After 40 minutes of consistent butt poop flying out of said individuals ass, they must wipe with what feels like sandpaper. There will be blood, tears, and sweat but if you survive the Taco Bell Hellfire Anus, you’ll probably be ready for round 2 in a couple days. Long love the Mexican Pizza.
Jack: Ayo what happened to Chris? He said he had to take a piss this dude has been gone for almost 2 hours
Ruby: Yeah. Based off of the smell thats coming from the bathroom, it seems like he is getting a visit from Dr. Taco Bell Hellfire Anus.

taco bell slut 

When you buy a girl taco bell after she gave you a sexual favor''

'' Alyssa Joan Ricard
Person 1:That bitch gave me a blowjob
so I decided in return That I would buy the bitch some taco bell

Person 2: sounds like a Taco bell slut
taco bell slut by Anonymoustaco January 3, 2014

Taco bell shit

A shit so large, so powerful, so smelly that it can only have been caused by eating Taco Bell. These shits can be either runny or solid depending on the quality and the quantity of the Taco Bell you consumed.
Tom: Oh my god, I just had the most deadly Taco Bell shit.

Ben: I know, me and my girlfriend could smell it while boning in my room. The other side of the house.
Taco bell shit by -=MoNsTeR-CoCk=- December 24, 2009